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Then I listen a song in the ear…
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So he pulled it out of where
mouth and spiny bumps do not go together
I use my fingers and toes
The dentist will be worried
I think the creator put aboot in his mouth
Must be a book about hedgehog boobs.
Don’t read a gift book in the mouth.
His mouth was so big that it could be used it as a cave library
Read a book in the mouth? Must have used your eye teeth.
From your mouth to shiny bumps
Oh, I get it! The book is written in Braille.
From ‘In The Mouth of Madness’ and ‘Mouthman Prophecies’
♫With a thong in my heart♪
I read the books that make the whole world sting
I read the books of love and special things
I read the bumps that make the young girls cry
I read the books,I read the books.
That’s nonchalance for you. He’s sitting in the moth of a Dragon, reading a book.
Reader’s Digest.
So you think reading a book with your mouth is great.
I could lift my lady right off a chair with my tongue. 😛
I read the book and the last thing I remember was a foul taste of pee soup and a ‘gulp’
I joined the Book of the Mouth Club. The first title ended up being a selection of pooetry.
I think you’ll find pica is the most suitable type size in this case.
There are some books I just devour…
I read a book in the mouth then finish it in a toilet bowel
– Edgar Allan Poet
I usually read one book per mouth.
With a hat like that, you need to go to a phrenologist and have your spiny bumps read.
His library sorts books according to the Chewey Decimal System.
He’s a lip reader.
Did James Bartley wrote that phrase when he was inside the whale?? 😀
E-books are the best; they’re already byte-sized.
Must be a real bookworm. The bug that actually eats books, I mean.
This guy has his senses confused. He can see with his mouth and feel [touch] with his eyes. What’s next, smelling sound? How about hearing taste? Or even tasting smell?
The webmaster was right when he wrote “I’d see a doctor about that.”
This guy has full-blown synesthesia!
Spiny bumps when ya read?
Well I never heard’a that one before!
Me? Personally, I tend to break out into purple polka dots whenever ai listen to music….
I read a book in the mouth and found the taste
Make sure to chew once every 32 pages young man.
The Erogenous Zones of Literature.
Spiny bumps indeed!
Look Chang, if you have to eat the pages, take the flaming staples out first.
Read that bitch! Read it right in the mouth!