I think it’s in the rice…

I think I found the taste — the rainbow

All pretty tasteless to me

You get to play a guessing game about the food you are eating.

Its out the back

I’m still trying to find the food from whatever it was the waiter served me.

The restaurant is not seeker sensitive.

– How does it taste, honey?
– Searching … Please wait …

– Waiter! Do I have to Google it or just online translate it?

It’s probably in their bum.

Our Minute Steak really is minUte.

I only found a strange taste … of humor

It could be anywhere.

Best tofu restaurant in town.

Bland is our brand.

Waldo and Carmen Santiago eat here all the time.

I’m not sure whether this translation of the two separate Hanzi is less bad as a restaurant name than the translation of “xunwei” as one word, which is: “think over”.

Alimentary, my dear Watson.

– Waiter! There’s a taste in my soup!

Well, I checked Donald Trump’s speeches and it’s definitely not there.

Do you have a licker licence?

Best to take this translation with a grain of salt.

Don’t bother looking for the smell. It will find you.

Seems like a rather chilli reception.

Better than that ‘Find the food’ restaurant …

Tough challenge but I think I’ve got it licked.

– Look Ma, no taste!

Is it the shrimp? It’s the shrimp.

Are you telling me I’ve got no taste?

It’s twice as nice with sugar and spice.

That sign makes no sense.

Wait – it’s on the tip of my tongue…

Step 2 of Hide the Pickle.

SALE: Find the taste, lose the appetite for free!

The meat’s so rare it ran away.

Actually, is it rare or just hard to come by?

This Is Not Here

I see they have Irish restaurants in China too.

I stared into the soup and cried out, ” Is that you, Nemo?”

Is this supposed to be a Rorschach test? The rightmost Chinese character looks like a one-legged person in a large trenchcoat and hat, stealing a red carpet with an oversized hand.

Every meal is hidden, accompanied by cryptic (i.e. poorly translated) instructions for a scavenger hunt inside the building, as well as nearby buildings. You won’t be refunded if you don’t find it.

– Waiter! This meat tastes like sh*t!
– Congratulations, Madam!

Like pokemon go, but for foodies

@EffEff 1301.. It’s Mr. Gadget. Can’t you see the wrench in his right hand. 🙄

It’s gotta be here somewhere! It couldn’t have just WOKKED away (sorry)

I can’t find any taste, Bud.

Find the next Engrish, because it is late 🙂

This place makes hospital food seem delightful.