I have six mouths to feed…

Soleunt green organilie

‘Kay

My drain is short circuit after reading this

The bag must have exhaust piles for the dissel goonerator.

Attentian skem and dothes bellary sfoted

I only understand the numbers

Bellery is ringery.

Henmetically sealed = Chicken proof.

Now go and translate this back to Chinese

– It’s so light in here Mommy, could you turn on the dark?

The Kelow Temperatoor Scole was designed by Ivan Kelow, becoos he couldn’e lead centripoods.

Q. What is faster – hot or cold?

A. Hot. (Because anyone can catch a cold)

And God said, ‘Let there be light,’ and the light became dark. God tried to check the henmeticlly-sealed chamker, whether the tenperture was storeroouous, and God saw that he was in for six tough days.

I may be ill. I can actually understand these instructions, as to charging batteries.

The bellary has gong dead.

I kelleried when I should have belleried.

Rememker about the chamker.

@72rd 0409. It may amuse you to read *English as She Is Writ*. It is now being reprinted. (After nearly 100yrs)

These two nongs – one of whom was a language professor – translated it from Spanish, to Portuguese, to French, and then to English.

The light becomes dark,
When it is hit by a Quark,
But starting a Cyclotron,
To produce only one,
Would not at all be a lark.

It’s a coded message. They plan to attack southern India!

Kellary and Bellary, Miss Steak’s closest kellalies

Tainted Love!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa….

I suggest new Engrish category: ”Destructions”

Bag with exhaust pipes? Better ask a Scotsman.

Failured to understand these instructiens.

This is kullshif.

@Yu No Hoo 0530. A Scotsman walks into a building, straight past the security desk without signing in. The security bloke calls after him..

SB: “Who are you?”

Scot: “Och, I’m fine laddie. Hoo are you?”

I think someone’s got bats in their bellary.

Batteries not included?

@ Marum | 4:23 am: And now, finally an Engrish translation!

Doctor, doctor, would you mind taking a look at this chamker?
Ooh, that’s a nasty one, but it shouldn’t do lasting damage. It’s henmetically sealed.

Rosetta Stone of bellarys- only backwards. Just keeps going and going…

“damn the spellchecker, full speed ahead!”

-David Glasgow Farragut

If this product is going to get sken and dothes on my taint, you can keep it!!

Kefween Kelow? Is she the one in the song, “I’ll take you home again Kefween”?

Capacitance’s life matters!

Should I sfore the bellary in my mouth? These instructions are not entirely clear.

Lamp turns on 2-3 hours later, so it’s not an emergency lamp I guess.

“Life have no lternatioe but to charge two kellalies together.”

Well now, that’s deep and philosophical. I want to paste that quote onto a picture of a rose or a sunset and frame it on my wall.

Don’t worry, my bag has exhaust pipes. I wasn’t really sure why until now.

“Please! Spare me my life!”

-The capacitance

Well, if one charges two kellalies together, what about two shillelaghs?

Thirty days make a mouth.