He said he’d do it…

He said he’d do it…

posted on 12 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

son-in-law-balls

Thailand has the lowest incidence of domestic violence.

Photo courtesy of Danny B.H.
Menu found in Thailand.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

You can taste the fear.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

There is a vas deferens in taste when cooked this way.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I hear his mother-in-law died of smoke exhalation.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Obviously contains nuts

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Does he grow another set

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

And placed separately on another menu away from this one because they don’t get along: Mother-In-Law

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Hubby comes home early and finds his wife’s boyfriend in bed with her.
So h drags the bloke down to his shed, and winds his nuts up tight in the vice, and throws away the handle, and goes back into the house.

He reappears in a couple of minutes with a knife.

Bf: “You’re not going to cut my nuts off are you?”

Hubby: “No. You are. I’m going to burn down the shed.”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Algernon 0403. No. He’s not General Cluster.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

More junk food.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

Your nuts if you get married.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

Prepared by the shorts-order cook.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Eggs bene-dicked.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

In some of the old operas, there are very florid passages for a woman’s voice, which can be sung by no woman on earth. They were written for the Castrati, who had the lung-power of a man, with a soprano’s voice.

Those passages are usually not sung in their original form anymore.

It seems that the young men nowdays, are just not cut out for the job.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Fried and then boiled?? That’s one vindictive mother-in-law!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Now you know why the coffee is sore.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Yu Noo Hoo 0420 Did you say; “Two short” order cooks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I’d prefer some other kind of calamari that doesn’t bite.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Corn Cakes -> Corn Freaks -> Porn Cakes -> Porn Freaks -> Balls

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Actually, the son-in-law applied for the job of Head Chef, but he was “two short” for the job.

BOOM! BOOM!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’d like to try those mother-in law balls ….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’d rather not think about what comes with ‘TO FINISH’ …

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

“No wonder the Calamari bites. They were cutting off its tentacles.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– I’d like to start with son-in-law balls and finish with Terry-bites, please.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

I’d rather see my son in law school

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

This Aussie bloke is on holidays in Spain. While perusing the menu is the Taverna one night he sees : Testículos de toros – on the menu as the Chef’s special. With the English next to it sweetbreads. So he orders it, and gets these two huge things which are all he can eat. Next night he returns – same deal. Third night, he gets these two puny little things. He calls the waiter. “What are these?” he asks. W. ‘Sweetbreads senor.’ AB: “But, but they were this big last time.” he splutters. : W: ‘Ah, eet is a verrry… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

If the calamari bites, I suppose the satay tofu really sucks!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

That explains why Thailand has the highest sex change operations in the world.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

One of the waiters refused to serve son-in-law balls, so they gave him the sack.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

I ordered the Prawn Crackers and they sent me some shrimpy white dudes.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Q. What goes a girl feel when her boyfriend wraps his legs around her.

A. Hes nuts about her.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

He’s probably a bit under the wether right now.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

(can’t breathe…so effing funny!!!)

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

@Marum 449:

Some of us ‘Muricans call them @mountain oysters”

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Just make sure this isn’t No. 2 Restaurant and the dough forvthem corn cakes wasn’t sourced from someone’s corn hole.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Confucius said:

Be careful where you put your spring roll or it might wind up deep-fried!

Rt
Rt
8 years ago

No thanks, i’ll stick to peter schweddy’s balls

Geo
Geo
8 years ago

“Deep fried boiled eggs”
It’s funny, because the Russian for “balls” (not the kind you kick around!) is “яйца” or “ya-ee-tsa”: which literally means “eggs”.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Deep fried boiled egos?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I observe, the Corn Cakes are also served with Herb’s.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The Prawn Crackers are specially trained Suicide Squad Shrimps.

BEWARE! All endothermic amniotes. The day of atonement approaches.

PRAISE TO THE GLORIUS LEADER!

zankhana
zankhana
8 years ago

I said I’d have my son in law’s knackers on a plate. I guess I got my wish…………

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Yummy

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