Not approved by the FDA…

In other words, this will give your kid a concussion.

A high toy? I didn’t know Towelie from South Park still had merchandise.

He grew up to be high on meth instead

Japanese babies get high on it, and find it highly addictive.

to play with the “geometry shape”

not sure if that is getting perverted

School starts early

Next thing Einstein

Teach your kids the facts of life. Buy them a miniature Fox Terrier.

It will cork anything with a hole in it, that is incautious enough to stay in one spot for more than three seconds.

You must be this high to see geometric shapes in this ride.

This toy is so extremely high that it can only be found on top of Mt. Everest.

If the manufacturer wants to enhance the baby with to play to the geometry shape understanding, they had better made the toy looks like boobs.

– Mommy, I hate this, I wanna nuclear physics and Marxism!

The only necessary geometry you need to know, is that the point goes into the hole.

This toy has to be at least this high _________ to raise baby’s interest

When I was a kid we grew our own toys, dammit!

Made by Toys”R”High

The thing in the second carriage is a Pythagasauras from the early Boolean era.

WARNING: May cause Brian damage

With this toy, esteemed son will develop brian of Einstein.

The trouble is, that it will be Frank not Albert.

@72rd 0420 Never knew Brian was an old Japanese name.

– Look Ma, no drugs!

Teach your child Political Theory.

Read to them from Boobmarx.

@ Marum: I think it actually came from an old Chinese movie ‘Role of Brian’

This is your brain.
This is your brain on geometry.

Kind of interesting. Could be better.
Rating 6/10.

@Yu No Hoo 0415. When they played, “I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours”.
She held the boy’s part in her hand and said: “Ooh! It’s horrible!” Then she found it gruesome more.

I, Al Jabr, approve of this toy.

They see me role-in, they playin’.

Warning, choking hazard.

Also, a tripping hazard.

Also, misunderstanding begins to move the brain – the role of an unfinished sentence

Make up your mind! Is this a “kind of” or “extremely” high toy? It can’t be both.

Marketing copy lifted directly from a random Amazon product review.

Somebody moved my brain and now I can’t find anything.

The most boring toys get kind of interesting when one is extremely high.

Some mysterious woman in 60s attire moved my brain into a black box on a remote planet.

“High Toy”, the chinese answer to “FisherPrice My First Meth Lab”.