Let me see the knife first…

Let me see the knife first…

posted on 21 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

hell-money

I use it for tips.

Photo courtesy of Anthony Ontiveros.

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algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Machete AK 47

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Everything for the now and then

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Hell money.

For paying the boatman on the river Styx.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

If Joss is an Aussie, h will probably stic it in anything he can get hold of.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is Dung a kitchen supply?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I am incence d at the spelling of “Joss Stic”.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

I’m saving up for a pitchfork.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I need a Joss Stic for my Stay Platoon 4

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Fair nuff. Where can I get me kong

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Hell money is what you have to pay to Infernal Revenue.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@72rd 0407.. It is the nearest thing Vietnam has to crab.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: Knife is not a high toy!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am: Finding dung in the kitchen would be quite a supplies!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

@Marum 4:03

Good thing there’s a bank there.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

If it is a store supplying expat Aussis, It really says: Vegemite and Tim Tams sold here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

@ Marum: Or dump!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: It’s probably brought in by those dump kids who always crap their hands

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

These retailers want every damned cent.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

It’s the only currency Clinton Foundation will accept.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Yu No Hoo. 0421

DONG!

D1 = AUD0.000059

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

So, if you se a house renting for D38 million a month, don’t take a heart attack.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is it really necessary to hang Gia?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

BTW. That is a very upmarket 5 brm. or so. One can get much cheaper.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The man holding the knife is always right..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Joss stic = joss stick with the end cut off. Maybe they’re easier to light.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

@Marum 4:26

Aha!

So if I stretch my dollar there I will get a long dong.

Garst
8 years ago

Anyone know the currency exchange rate? I need to redo my kitchen.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I know Satan is the sole operator for exchanging Hell Money.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

And Gordon Ramsay‘s Hell‘s Kitchen is next door.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Dung??? Is this place next door to No. 2 restaurant?

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Dao Nhang me, Dao Nhang me,
Why don’tcha take a rope and hang me?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0504. Hahaha mate. That particular male fantasy is totally redundant in most of Asia. Unless you only hang out with bar-girls, or ladyboys.
By the time my lady and I both found that out, we were too much in love/lust with one another to reconsider. But we were both very young. GOD! I was only 17 – seems like yesterday. 😥

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Yu No Huu. Bank of the River Styx, a division of Eternal Damnation Finance Company.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

Don’t shop here, you’ll get burned.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The 7 stands for the deadly sins.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Well, it is the root of all evil.

Geo
Geo
8 years ago

To all people making currency jokes:
Hell Money is even less valuable than the Vietnamese dong.
1 VND (Vietnamese dong) 666 HEM (Hell money)
Even then, you won’t be able to use it, because you’ll be burning up for all eternity. No, really!

Classic Steve
8 years ago

A sin tax?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Marum | 4:26 am As Franklin Roosevelt once said, “we will not go to war over any damn Ding Dong.”

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Joss Stic? Any relation to Joss Whedon?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

With my luck people would burn tons on Hell Money at my funeral and I’d arrive in Hell only to find out they only take Monopoly Money.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

That’s what I spend at the casino.

UCity
UCity
6 years ago

Hell money= the wages of sin.

UCity
UCity
6 years ago

Hell money gives you more vang for your bac.

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