And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. (Revelation 13:17-18)
Marum
7 years ago
Kant said:
2+2 = 4 is not a paradox.
but 2+2 = 5 is not a paradox either.
Marum
7 years ago
@Algernon 0404. You mean one ON one I assume.
Pete
7 years ago
The Lord spake, saying:
“Be groovy and multiply!”
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago
All of your time are belong to numbers.
Pete
7 years ago
@Marum:
But 2 + 2 = 5 might be
Stupid chicken maths!
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago
@Marum 4:07 Mark of the Breast?
Pete
7 years ago
For us Yanks of a certain age:
3 is a magic number
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
Too much television makes your brain number.
Pete
7 years ago
This is your brain.
This is your brain on numbers.
For some stupid chicken reason, that little smiling TV with legs makes me think of Natasha Bedingfield.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
This is your brain.
This is your brain on math.
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago
Counting numbers is so mind-numbing.
Marum
7 years ago
Screwy IQ test. Numbers:
1: 3″; 6″; 12″ = A play by Shakespeare.
2: 00 ; 000 = Book by George Bernard Shaw.
3: 2X + 2X = 4X = an impossibility.
Answers later.
Pete
7 years ago
@Marum:
Uhhh…mate?
2X + 2X actually DOES equal 4X….
Marum
7 years ago
Q1 3 plays by shakespeare
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am: That’s a bit of a stretch! 😛
Marum
7 years ago
@Pete 0437. I’m a Queenslander, remember.
2X + 2X = 4X is an impossibility > For NOTHING equals XXXX. (Our beer)
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Number please = I would like some novocain.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@Marum | 4:45 am: That’s a coincidence. NOTHING is what Fosters and Budweiser taste of.
Marum
7 years ago
I told you it was a “screwy” IQ test. I may as well answer the other two.
3″; 6″; 12″ = 3plays by Shakespeare (see the edit)
3″ = Much Ado About Nothing.
6″ = As You Like It.
12″ = The Taming of The Shrew.
00 ; 000 = Book by GBS = Man and Superman.
Pete
7 years ago
@Marum:
Aha…sorry mate.
Temporarily blanked out about the XXXX oil cans y’all consume down there. My bad.
😉
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
Make the most of your time.
Stop looking at the clock.
Pete
7 years ago
@DnT:
I’m convinced they ship Fosters to us ‘coz they refuse to drink it.
They prob’ly keep the GOOD stuff fer themselves!
But that’s just a guess.
😉
Marum
7 years ago
@DnT 0451 In the days when I thought I could drink anything, I bought a carton of Fosters Light. I drank half a stubbie, and gave the rest away.
Huu Yuu
7 years ago
Groovy Crew adds up to 420.
Huu Yuu
7 years ago
The internet make (or take) the most of your time with the number 34.
Marum
7 years ago
@Pete 0458. You mean they ship Fosters to the US of A?
You should contact Amnesty International or someone. That is total cruelty, amounting to torture.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Numbers are reliable. You can always count on them.
Marum
7 years ago
@Huu Yuu 0503. 34 is half of 69 minus 1. Threfor you must be doing it to yourself. 🙄
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
The Yanks think they are getting their revenge. Didn’t you know they ship Bud over here?
Pete
7 years ago
@DnT:
Some of us DO call it “butt-wiper” ya know.
😉
Marum
7 years ago
A squaw sitting on a Deer skin has 2 children.
A second squaw sitting on a Buffalo skin has three children.
A third squaw is sitting on a Hippopotamus skin.
How many children does she have?
A. 13.
Because the squaw on the Hippopotamus, is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.
Pete
7 years ago
Squaws in Africa???
Pete
7 years ago
j/k
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@Huu Yuu | 5:03 am:
A few years back it occurred to me that, if cats and porn are the most common things on the internet, then according to rule 34….
Don’t get excited. It turns out there is cat porn, but I didn’t find it all that interesting.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@ Pete | 5:41 am:
Oh, yeah, an African squaw maybe, but not a European
squaw, that’s my point.
(Apologies to Python.)
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
I often go numbers. I go number 1 or number 2.
Pete
7 years ago
A 120 pound squaw can NOT carry a two ton hippo!
😉
Marum
7 years ago
@Pete 0541 Pythagoran Theory. Asq + Bsq = Csq
Marum
7 years ago
For Hippopotamus read Hypotenuse – Tis a tearable pun.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@Marum | 4:52 am; So, you’re saying that book by GBS is a load of balls? 😛
Marum
7 years ago
Q. If the answer is 9W what is the question?
A. Excuse me Herr Wagner. Does your name start with a “V”?
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
The Groovy Crew started multiplying with themselves and turned square.
Marum
7 years ago
@DnT 0547. One would assume, that, that is, because you are not a cat.
Groovy number lets number then
It’s not the little Red Book.
It’s the big Red Book.
One and one is groovy time
I see the number too.
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. (Revelation 13:17-18)
Kant said:
2+2 = 4 is not a paradox.
but 2+2 = 5 is not a paradox either.
@Algernon 0404. You mean one ON one I assume.
The Lord spake, saying:
“Be groovy and multiply!”
All of your time are belong to numbers.
@Marum:
But 2 + 2 = 5 might be
Stupid chicken maths!
@Marum 4:07 Mark of the Breast?
For us Yanks of a certain age:
3 is a magic number
Too much television makes your brain number.
This is your brain.
This is your brain on numbers.
Operator: Number please?
Caller: 123-4567
Operator: I’ll connect you…One ringy ding-y…two ringy ding-y…
(A brief tribute to Lily Tomlin)
Groovy. I can dig-it.
For some stupid chicken reason, that little smiling TV with legs makes me think of Natasha Bedingfield.
This is your brain.
This is your brain on math.
Counting numbers is so mind-numbing.
Screwy IQ test. Numbers:
1: 3″; 6″; 12″ = A play by Shakespeare.
2: 00 ; 000 = Book by George Bernard Shaw.
3: 2X + 2X = 4X = an impossibility.
Answers later.
@Marum:
Uhhh…mate?
2X + 2X actually DOES equal 4X….
Q1 3 plays by shakespeare
@Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am: That’s a bit of a stretch! 😛
@Pete 0437. I’m a Queenslander, remember.
2X + 2X = 4X is an impossibility > For NOTHING equals XXXX. (Our beer)
Number please = I would like some novocain.
@Marum | 4:45 am: That’s a coincidence. NOTHING is what Fosters and Budweiser taste of.
I told you it was a “screwy” IQ test. I may as well answer the other two.
3″; 6″; 12″ = 3plays by Shakespeare (see the edit)
3″ = Much Ado About Nothing.
6″ = As You Like It.
12″ = The Taming of The Shrew.
00 ; 000 = Book by GBS = Man and Superman.
@Marum:
Aha…sorry mate.
Temporarily blanked out about the XXXX oil cans y’all consume down there. My bad.
😉
Make the most of your time.
Stop looking at the clock.
@DnT:
I’m convinced they ship Fosters to us ‘coz they refuse to drink it.
They prob’ly keep the GOOD stuff fer themselves!
But that’s just a guess.
😉
@DnT 0451 In the days when I thought I could drink anything, I bought a carton of Fosters Light. I drank half a stubbie, and gave the rest away.
Groovy Crew adds up to 420.
The internet make (or take) the most of your time with the number 34.
@Pete 0458. You mean they ship Fosters to the US of A?
You should contact Amnesty International or someone. That is total cruelty, amounting to torture.
Numbers are reliable. You can always count on them.
@Huu Yuu 0503. 34 is half of 69 minus 1. Threfor you must be doing it to yourself. 🙄
The Yanks think they are getting their revenge. Didn’t you know they ship Bud over here?
@DnT:
Some of us DO call it “butt-wiper” ya know.
😉
A squaw sitting on a Deer skin has 2 children.
A second squaw sitting on a Buffalo skin has three children.
A third squaw is sitting on a Hippopotamus skin.
How many children does she have?
A. 13.
Because the squaw on the Hippopotamus, is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides.
Squaws in Africa???
j/k
@Huu Yuu | 5:03 am:
A few years back it occurred to me that, if cats and porn are the most common things on the internet, then according to rule 34….
Don’t get excited. It turns out there is cat porn, but I didn’t find it all that interesting.
@ Pete | 5:41 am:
Oh, yeah, an African squaw maybe, but not a European
squaw, that’s my point.
(Apologies to Python.)
I often go numbers. I go number 1 or number 2.
A 120 pound squaw can NOT carry a two ton hippo!
😉
@Pete 0541 Pythagoran Theory. Asq + Bsq = Csq
For Hippopotamus read Hypotenuse – Tis a tearable pun.
@Marum | 4:52 am; So, you’re saying that book by GBS is a load of balls? 😛
Q. If the answer is 9W what is the question?
A. Excuse me Herr Wagner. Does your name start with a “V”?
The Groovy Crew started multiplying with themselves and turned square.
@DnT 0547. One would assume, that, that is, because you are not a cat.