You still got a chick in there?

The yellow room chickens out at 9 AM

The room is men’s only after 9 AM

This place is for the birds

Nobody here but us checkens (czech)

Otherwise the hens will peck you

I always had mine out of the place before sunup.

I will send them across the far sea. (Farsi)

Or at least to the far canal.

One chick does not a check-out make

At least the rooms are cheep.

Until then, you can rock out with your cock rooster out.

After 9am we let the foxes in.

Do you want to cluck all day too?

We hope you have a pheasant pluck!

The message below the asterisks should be English but the owner was so drunk that it was scribbled like Sanskrit.

Chick in when the clock roosts.

Hello, room service? My incubator’s not working.

9am – time to get the little pecker out.

@Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am: Incubator: A male demon that only uses his fingers.

In order to avoid being Hen-pecked………

Late chick-out service available for an extra buck-buck-buck.

Check-Fil-A, everyone’s favorite fast food joint, next door.

They even used paper color-coded to match the newly hatched checks!

So! Have I got this correct?
Night time till 0900 is for heterosexuals.

O900 Till dark is for homosexuals?

@Yu No Huu & DnT 0527.

A Devil goes in to a brothel, and asks for cunnilingus. To his great surprise, he was asked in no uncertain terms to leave .

Apparently, it was against house rules, to have spirituous liquors on the premises.

@Pete 0547 . Did you say “Poople colour coded”?

@ Pete. Si. Gratias caballero.

Check.
I mean chick.
😉

I wonder what the word censored by the four asterisks (just below “TIME 9.00 A.M.) is.

(The typo in my 7:02 am message DRIVES ME CRAZY)

“Room chick out” at 9 AM is just the hotel’s way of telling you that there’s one very loud rooster per room. You wake up at 9 AM, no exceptions.

“You can chick out any time you want, but you can never leaf.”

@Yoo 725:

…and sober, too.

This hotel has two wings.

There’s a better place across the road.

@Yoo 0841:

Thus explaining the age-old question why…

@Pete

Eggsactly.

When is room chick in?

After 9 you’ll just have to pullet.

@Yu No Hoo | 5:46 pm: When I do that I like to put my capon.

@Geo | 7:02 am: Dunno, but it’s probably something fowl.

Chickmate.

Wake Up An Get To Work !!!
We need the eggs.

(Next trip I pick the hotel.)

Room service? I want a succubator not an incubator. If you don’t know where to find one, try the Suck Ho Building.

or chicken out?

I wasn’t paying for her to stay all night ….