Shrimp: sluts of the sea.

That’s it no more seafood

Fish in brown sauce. That is the chicken of the toilet sea.

The fish in brown sauce is a worry too

North or South gonorrhoea?

hot spring shrimp — straight from the nearest brothel.

Bau zhuowei, I’ll have a fish fillet.

Better use a condiment.

It actually sounds more like the water in Hong Kong harbour.

You know. The stuff they cook the fish in, on those floating restaurants.

When the seaweed couple gets in a roe with each other, it is a gentle breeze compared to the shrimp.

Actually. If it is a mantis shrimp, it could be a logical place to go, for quick bang.

They also offer steamed Syphilis Asian Carp

Our craps are HIV free.

We originally thought it was Gonorrhoea, but it turned out to be Mycoplasma Genitalium.

We apologize, if our mistake had you running.

Little boy goes into a brothel with his piggybank.

“I would like to have sex with your worst venereal disease infected girl.” He requests.

Madam: “Why would you lik that sonny?” she asks.

LB. “Well. My babysitter like little boys, therefore she will get the jack from me. My dad screws the babysitter whenever mum isn’t around, so he will get it. Then mum will get it from him. Mum has sex with milkman, when dad is at work. So, then the bastard who ran over my cat last night, will catch the pox.”

All our foods are GMO – Genital Modified Orgasms.

Uhhh…waiter, i’m gonna need a bottle of vodka to marinate my shrimp in, please.

Better yet, waiter…boil ’em first, m’kay?

Get our popular hot dish before it’s gone, gone, gonorrhea.

Let’s all clap for the cook!

That’s why the shrimp is the “catch” of the day.

The brown sauce is what happens when the fried horse crap is too wet.

I knew it! The hot spring is the reason it burns when I pee!

The shrimp are served with a side of crabs.

Gentle breeze seaweed roe – Is that the blow job that started the problem with the shrimp?

Big problem for pr0n stars.

The Yaws of the sea.

Fish in… BROWN sauce? If it has to be named so ambiguously (lots of brown sauces exist), I don’t even want to know what it is. Oh well… anything’s better than the Gonorrhea shrimp.

I will go nowhere near this. If I am making the payments on someone’s Porsche I want to b th on driving it.

I think it started when “crab” became “clap”….

Sorry, we meant diarrhea.

Our shrimp are so poor the only place they can afford to vacation is Gonorrhea Hot Springs.

If you want them without VD, it’ll cost you more.

Nope thanks.
Diarrhoea is already too much.