Power Wording Safe

I think you need the Hello Kitty healthcare companion

I’m confused

Are you planning to climb the guardrail and jump? We will clap our hsnds!

The power wording is ‘safe’ as long as you don’t touch it, otherwise you’ll get warts. 10 of them.

Arl you OK? Said by someone who was probably a pirate.

Practice safe wording.

Hakuna shida. (Kiswahili)

Are you right?

“Not really. I’m half left

Yu No Hoo. 0513. Definitely. Before speaking, put a condom on your tongue.

Looks like the designer of this shirt got depressed…

or: No hay problema.

I guess it’s safe because no-one will understand what it says.

‘Arl you ok’ said the tongue as it felt asdkjfhaskj and qqwer the iusdfh because qiubviuan was oinuvnqu.

Lesson: Don’t talk after going to the dentist.

The Decoding Machine is in the bag.

Power wording ‘nonsensical’

Sounds like the only thing getting depressed is the tongue

Would you like to buy a vowel, or a consonant, or a new proof reader, or anything?

Fadhila za punda ni mateke. Which has nothing to do with this T-Shairt.

But that’s Ok. This message has nothing to do with anything.

You really can’t blame her for this message.

I’ll bet you couldn’t write better, while you were losing your virginity.

Wait… what’s the safe word?

Empowerment by safe powerwording! A new way to get out of poverty.

A Non Y Mouse 0620. I have no idea. But I can tell what the Irish password is. ie.

Sentry: “Who’s there?
Friend: “A friend.”
Sentry: “What’s the password?”
Friend: “I don’t know.”
Sn try: “Pass friend.”

Power failure.

I’d call it word salad except that there’s so few actual words.

Wren got not only depressed but also aphasic

There is nothing less okay than a depressed little bird.

Get it? Because it says “wren getting depressed” and a wren is a little… never mind.

No pressilm.

Power Wording will keep your computer “safe” from viruses that put mistypes in your documents!

POWER WORLDING SAFE! Arl you ok? Said by someone wren getting depressed! Nk paoslemosaid wnen it. WARTS IO NOLD OUT! Meets ns bo fermited to cut THE PERSON. Yukroy worape troxpb speg bxy soefprtes NO PRESSILM!

Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs. brocking up the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don’t do that, can’t you lead the sign?

Nothing like a good speech in tongues to aid depressed person.