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Do you smell BBQ?
Be sure to see the rare pink oinchids….
Photo courtesy of Ross Patterson.
Found in Dongguan, China.
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with and oink oink here
The pig garden was on its last legs anyways.
I’ll read it when the burning pigs fly by.
Well we best take the pig to market then
I grow flaming pig legs in my garden
— Because our chef likes to flambe everything
It had a; garden leg, a lawn leg, a path leg, a yard leg, and a naughty leg.
Old Yiddish festival.
You can bring a horticulture but she’ll still be a pig.
Reap what you sow in the pig garden.
Better put some oinkment on that burned leg.
google translate: “roast leg jeans”
When the day is ending,
And night is nigh,
The bright red glow in the western sky,
Is caused when the burning pigs fly by.
For they circle and soar,
Higher and higher,
Each one of them with a leg on fire,
Ruining the peace with a racket dire.
For the election has finished,
But still more lies,
For they ever more increase in size,
While the burning pigs light up the skies.
DIT: Line 1; verse 3; The election is ended. (fits better I feel)
@Yu No Hoo.. 0407 That is a bit Sus, but try as you might, she will never be an Artiodactyla.
This Chinese bloke ordered 10 sows, and three hundred sheep.
He got the greatest surprise when a veritable armada of Road Trains arrived, full of fligging sheep.
Get some pork on your garden fork!
Who is this bloke Burns and why are they insulting him like this?
To find out exactly what happened to the pig, we need a garden path-ologist.
@Marum 0501: A few millennia of wearing stilettos might change that.
Where would one get a garden leg? From the runner beans?
Leg: (Britain, slang, archaic) A disreputable sporting character.
So after doing all kinds of weird and violent stuff in sports, resulting in numerous scandals, he retired, and got into gardening. Becoming thereby a garden leg. But his past haunted him and he continued performing some violent acts, this time on animals, eventually ending up burning his neighbor’s farm. With pigs being the most notable animals on the farm.
A farmer was telling his cousin from the city about what an intelligent and amazing animal his pig was. The pig had once saved all the other animals when the barn caught on fire, and another time when the farmer was tied up by burglars in his house the pig beat them up, called the police, and freed his owner.
“Wow, that s amazing.” the cousin replied. “Just one question: Why does your pig have a wooden leg?”
“Well,” the farmer replied, “When you have a pig that clever and heroic, you don’t want to eat him all at once!”
So much hostility towards Chia pets these days. smh.
I’m ok so long as they don’t burn my pig BEDROOM leg.
; – )
Black Lives Matter has a branch in China as well!
This little piggy burned the garden….
The Chinese caption literally reads . . . Roasted Veal Leg/Thigh
Ironic: according to the Chinese, the meat seems to be beef, not pork!