Did we mention science and technology?

Guitar Hero style flashlight

I just want a flashlight

Con stantly and Con oliverly

Does the flashlight come with its on PV panel

brain coor(s) dinate when I have one too many.

Low noise and health? No, thanks, I’ll put up with the noise if I can keep my health.

This is a con flashlight

I’m already low on my brain

I *knew* the Illuminati had rhythm.

I always find that using a torch on my body parts has a way of completely burning disease away.

Overuse of this torch will make your brain light up.

Hey, Smart Flashlight. Can you make me a Stir Fried Chowmein?

This must be the prototypical ‘idea’ lightbulb

New Age Flashlight can also be used as a vibrator.

I tried placing my torch in rhythm and the drummer smashed it.

Arm and shoulder stretching, is this a torture device?

Come to think of it, common torches produce no noise at all. This is a scam!

This torch can be several times on lift, sometimes on escalator and any time on stairway.

If the rhythm method fails you may need to put a condom on your torch.

@DnT 0416. The old metal ones used to. They would scream when you stuck them on someone,.

These instructions are designed to congeal, rather than elucidate.

“She blinded me with science!” and technology and high new science and technology.

reckon.

@Marum | 5:00 am: The “traditional” method is fine as far as it goes, but I’ve never managed to make my bulb light up that way. 😛

Does its technology make my brain and flappermoves cleverly coordinate?

Latest gadget from Church of Scientology.

I think my elucidator is out of power cylinders.

New science and technology? Ha! I have a Russian-made Forever Flashlight dating from years ago.

Low health, huh?
No wonder why your brain can’t coor dinate.

Me now brain clever!