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The best of all hotel things.

posted on 24 May 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

hotel-thing-confluence

The intersection of beds and stuff.

Photo courtesy of Suzanne LaVenture.
Found in China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

They are very confluent in Engrish.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Where all the waters come together

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

“Thing confluence.” Is that like having a simultaneous orgasm?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Hotel Thing: Where we have very “hand”y staff

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Things usually confluence at an hourly motel, not hotel.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Thing river, wider than a mile

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ah. The confluence of the livers.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

@Algernon 4:04am Should be longer rather than wider.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Algernon 0402. Did you say, “Where all the waiters come together.”?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Oh Shenandoah I love your daughter,
Away, away, away you lolling liver.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

I’m so confluenced…where to hotel thing?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

You know that hotel thing… That thing that is in every hotel room that you lay down on… What is that called?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Screaming while making love is frowned upon.

It causes a confluence of, the Police, the Ambulance Officers, and the Firemen, in the robby.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No Thing beats Hotel Thing.

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

I guess “rebu hoteru” was too Japanese.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Huu Yuu. 0413. The housemaid?

Sign in a Russian Hotel room: PLEASE AVAIL YOURSELF OF OUR HOUSEMAID.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Where’s Hotel Just Met Confluence? I’m not into things.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Feer flee to book our Confluence Loom.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

After then, invites the confluencing water

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Be careful who you stay with at that hotel. You wouldn’t want your thing to catch confluenza.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Prize for the best Thing costume.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

@DNT @4:42 Affluenza leads to confluenza.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Must be a swimming poor thing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You mean Confluence, the ancient Chinese philosopher?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

CONFLUENCE???

Good grief. I don’t even think they pulled that out of any standard Chinese-English dictionary!

It reads: “Hotel, Useful Items, Market”.

The third (fourth?) word is “Market”, not “confluence”.

Ay, Caramba.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Pete: Well, a market place is a confluence of people and goods, but yes, Ay, Caramba!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

There certainly was no think confluence when the sign was drafted.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

I’m so conflused!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Hotel Dohicky Confab has a better breakfast buffet.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Pete. 0454. A THING market?

I imagine, that is where they are all standing, until they are knocked down to the highest bidder.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Is there a confluence in my toilet thing or are you just happy hotel thing?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

“Thing Confluence”

Translation: Insertion of tool into hole.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Is this a thing?

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

From the good people who brought you Motel Item Flatulence

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