Sleek design…help I’m being held prisoner!

Sleek design…help I’m being held prisoner!

posted on 19 May 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

between-distress

For professional…hey what’s up.

Photo courtesy of Alfred Fung.
USB wireless plug package from China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

From eight? I was between distress at six!

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Is there anything it won’t do

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

Don’t mess with empty, unless you want to be full of yourself.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

What distress must be eight of them

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

global minimum … is that describing the amount of intelligence in this world for the last number of years?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Staff will bring it out of bed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOTE: Suitable for Fi-Fi (fireless connection)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Between distress, Mistresses!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

WARNING: Error 404 – Unusual thing found. Please check your internet connection and find reliable online-translation website, or throw it through the Windows.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

We do not negotiate protocols. We do not take prisoners.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Pocket design” — I’m not putting it in my pocket. Lets put it in your pocket.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Sudden unintelligibility is not accounted for, though.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Being between distress is better than being in distress, I guess.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

‘Unusual’ is certainly a quality I always look for when shopping for an USB device.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

It’s a distress sandwich, complete with word salad.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

So am I supposed to fight it or help it?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

You better be careful of which port it sticks itself in.

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

So I guess USB stands for unusual serial between.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Three people are travelling in a car. One is a Mechanical Engineer, who knows all about the mechanics of the car. One is an Electronics Engineer, who knows all about the electronics in the car. The third one is a Microsoft Software Engineer, who doesn’t know much about anything. The car stops. The Mechanical Engineer says. “I will check the mechanics of the car, to ensure it will run.” The Electronics Engineer says. “I will check all the electronics, to make sure that they will allow the mechanical parts to work.” The Microsoft Software Engineer says. “Why don’t we unload… Read more »

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I didn’t think real distress occurred, until after eight. Then you just lie back, and think of England.

Ageless
Ageless
8 years ago

Seeing how small the actual device is, I wonder why there’s that big a box needed. http://www.amazon.com/EDUP-EP-N8508-150Mbps-802-11n-Wireless/dp/B004FWKEZ0

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

“Help! I’m being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”

-corny joke.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

“Hey! Kid! Don’t play with those empty boxes! Now stay where I can see you. God, you stress me out! Now watch carefully so you can make USB cards too when you grow up.”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Distress, is between the mattress, and the mistress.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Oh!
Come and see the incoherence inherent in the Engrish!
Help, help, I’m being disressed!

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