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It could be lovely and a boy
Whose armed with lipstick
Disclaimer: Amorousness sold separately.
My mother told me I should never it a girl.
What a drama queen!
Dramatic cosmetic, for true drama queens
You know she is only acting dramatically and amorously to get attention.
Undressing is more loved.
* This Cosmetic kit not sponsored by Lillian Gish, the “it” girl.
(A silent film reference, btw)
it-Ing a girl with amorousness will lead to aids.
Me amorous you long time.
I said “It is lovely and it a girl.”
Still got escorted out of the petting zoo.
And if this doesn’t work, just put a bag over your head.
Make up sex is the best sex.
@Huu Yuu, 4:11
Don’t want to sound pedantic, but Clara Bow was the “It” girl. Nice to know Lilian Gish, though …
These cosmetics were not tested on animals. They were tested on the human who made this stationary.
@ FRANK BURNS LMAO!!!!
It puts the cosmetic on it’s skin or else it gets amorous again.
@Marum
Or when she says “You’re in, love!”
@Yu No Hoo: … if you don’t mind getting lipstick and powder all over your member!
@Yu No Hoo: I’d keep it out of the nail polish, though. 😯
It also a girl who has no clothesness?
@Filboid. 1616 Yes. I thought about the comma. But omitted it. At that point, I don’t think on would be thinking about punctuating….Sentencs that is. 🙂
The idea of dressing up is to make sure that the right people are the ones who fall in love with you.
(Where did my response go? I’ll try again…)
My problem is getting men to fall in love with me. Do they have any make up for that?