If t-shirts told the truth… - Engrish.com

If t-shirts told the truth…

posted on 11 May 2016 in Clothing

i-like-my-birthday

Photo courtesy of Laurel Kolacny.
Shirt found in Japan.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Rockso the Clown as a kid.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Found at a drug rehab center for kids.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Bring on the space cake!

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Sats ut all really

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Only 2 stars? Not that much on the scale for Grand Theft Auto

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

A model child

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I don’t like My birthday and I don’t love my parents but I still do drugs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Brought to you by the Partnership For A Shirt Free America.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I love my birthday, I like my drugs, and I do parents.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I thought:
Like birthday.
Love parents.
Do drugs.

Makes more sense.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Than:
Love birthday
Do parents.
Like drugs.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This shirt is also made of Hemp.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This shirt looks odd.

Has he been pulling the neck over his backside?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Don’t forget to bring a towel!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Fear and Loathing at Chucky Cheese.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum | 4:49 am: That, or stoned washed cotton.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Guess what he’ll be getting from his parents for his birthday…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda.
Here I am in County Lock Up.

SF
SF
10 years ago

T-shirt brought down by Moses from the top of Mount Fuji.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

So that’s how to be high on life.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Well, I guess the caffeine in my chocolate birthday cake counts as drugs.

Rt
Rt
10 years ago

Whoa whoa whoa, something’s not right…

You LOVE YOUR PARENTS?!?

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

What they wear at raves evidently.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Yeah, so?

landon
10 years ago

His parents are drug dealers.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

If you’re *in* love with your parents, then all the drugs in the world aren’t gonna help ya.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– But Mommy, it’s my first birthday!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Just don’t caption

Robert
9 years ago

Could be exactly as intended.

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