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Politcal science maybe, but…
Is major number 3?
Photo courtesy of Brandon Mihai.
Found in Beijing, China.
Translation: “Please do not urinate or defecate in the changing room”
(109 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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It is not a place for sh*tting.
Must be the room for Miss Urine Tester
It is appropriate that the sign is yellow.
But colonel-ing in the there is fine.
Only majors in urology allowed in the changing room.
If you major-bate in the changing room, urine big trouble.
Only minor allowed in the changing room, and they pee everywhere.
Go away, urine
Do not general either
So, can I private in there?
Oh, piss off…icer!
No minors.
If you majorette in the changing room, urine for a good time!
If you major in the changing room your chances of graduating are not good.
Actually, I was looking for the Changed Room.
The major must be the doody officer.
Phew, it smells rank in here.
The people living in the constellation Ursa Major are called Urine.
and I thought this only happens in North Carolina
We’re looking at you, major Woody and private Parts!
@Dr. Lex 0407. If your urine is this colour, you may have problems.
I hope this doesn’t mean that in this room, you can have minors.
If you can pee this high up the wall, you will be awarded a black belt.
She will be waiting in your bedroom after dinner.
(NB. Before you accuse me of being racist, I am part aborigine – Bunjallung Northern Rivers to SE Qld – my mob)
PPS. And yes. When I was young – the young Bunjallung ladies were; MMMmmm! But most whities, will never be lucky enough to find out. 😆
@BFC 0518.. That joke is more than I can Bear.
Look up
Look up higher
Look up even higher
Careful dude, you’re peeing on your shoes!
(Seen by a friend in the mid-1970’s as graffiti over a Roppongi men’s room urinal.)
– But I really, really want to major in it!
– Fine, Urine! But don’t complain about the smell.
Seriously, urine, what the hell?
And, careful with that XO, Urine.
If one passes a major in the changing room, should one salute?
I think they meant, “Do not urine in the changing room, Major.” You know, it can be hard taking care of old veterans with dementia. So hard, you get your sentences all mixed up!
Not to mention, your autonomous reflexes.
Good morning, Private Parts. I’m you’re new CO, Major Motion.
Department of urology, anybody?
Plenty of jocks actually think such thing is possible.