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I sprayed the bus stop with this…
I’m still feeling a little horny.
Photo courtesy of Angel Tam.
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20ml is not long enough to penetrate the dirty old horny.
I hate when dirty old horny [people] accumulate. I’m glad there is something to dissolve those get-togethers.
dirty old horny and penetrate should NOT be used in the same sentence. Especially with deeply.
– Darling? Is that a dirty old horny on your skin or are just happy to see me?
It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the horny again.
Penetrate deep and quickly! My skin metabolism thanks you.
Egg Slut: ”Mmmm … Dirty old horny!”
Warning: overuse may make your pore sore.
The old perv
Subliminal advertising?
Instructions for use: insert (1) into pore after applying sufficient lubrication.
To remove dirty old horny, maybe the product should be applied to porNs.
Oily for the turgid
I wash my old horny regularly with soap and water. I don’t want to dissolve it! 😯
Just leave my dirty old horny alone, SON.
Speaking of dirty old horny.
Do you know that more money is spent on Viagra and Breast implants, than is spent on Alzheimer’s research?
We face a future, of all these geriatrics with perky boobs, and mighty erections, without any clear recollection of what to do with them.
Does it cure hairy palms?
@FB 0803. No. But it stops you looking for them. :biggrin:
:bigrin:
Applying too much can cause a Bernie sensation.
Actual serious question: Why do we see so many skincare products on this site claiming to remove “horny” or “horniness”? Is the Chinese word for “horn” similar to the word for “pimple” or “blackhead” or something?
@wildabeast: Why are there 1.3 billion chinese in this world. Removing horniness is like contraceptive imho.
@timmy: Apparently, people in Alaska and Vermont are applying it by the truckload! 😉
I actually found the answer. The outer layer layer of skin is called the “stratum corneum” which is literally Latin for “horny layer”. So this is a bad translation of “exfoliate” essentially.
Inspired by ‘Only Fools and Hornys’
Creepy pervert bothering you? This product will provide the way to get him to leave you alone forever!
Accumulate oil and dirty old hormones?
@WildaBeast 1645. Beware of Cantonese then my love. The literal translation of “d-r-y” is literally “f-u-c-k”.
Thus. If you see a warehouse with F–k Goods on the sign I have a clue for you – It is not an Adult Goods store, or a Venus Sex Shop.
For women who don’t have Wendo.