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Things are really cooking at flour-ishing hotel
I’d be careful of the yellow snow
Our bread a specialty.
Who is Flouri Shing?
It is flourishing so hard that the letters of their signage are starting to fall off.
Look! I have flour rash. Should I see a Dermatologist, or a Pastrycook.
Stop by for a brandish and soda.
https://foursquare.com/v/flourishing-international-hotel/4d9bf48aafc2a1cde4640bc2
Lintong Qu. Appears from the comments, they serve a ripper lunch.
It is also suffering from Iconic Columns.
You want your steak rare? You’ll take it well-done, and like it!!
Even the cockroaches wear tuxedos.
Q. Why is the Flourishing hotel lik a pair of handcuffs?
A. Because they’re both made for tourists.
BOOM! BOOM!!
@Marum | 4:48 am: That’s what the china under the bed is for. 😉
This looks like the Vatican. I was expecting the Pope to come out and wave to the people.
When you name yourself something like that, just make sure you’re good enough to not fail. You don’t want to have rename yourself Floundering Local Hotel.
I get the feeling that its a facade for a political prison.
Just add water
Room service, I’d like some abundance in room 237.
Sounds better than Perishing Hotel.
Perish Hilton?
Old joke:
Q: Which is the richest country in the world?
A: Ireland. Its capital is always Dublin.
Knee-deep in bullsh*t, and proud of it!
@FB 1358. They do say that staying in the Hilton chain, will leave you flushed with pleasure
Most secure facility in the corrections system.
Our toothpaste is fluorishing (note spelling).