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posted on 10 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries
Thank you for considerate.
Photo courtesy of Madelaine Nelson.
Spotted in Korea.
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Offical phone for Mickey Rooney.
Well at least its not the offal phone
A Fickle phone pleases the midget management
Managemnt longly is next door
If you want to use this phone, get on your knees!
We ran out of room on the sign, so we omitted what to do shortly in order to make the phrase more shortly.
Sincer,
The management
Offical phone with comical sign.
If you are shorter than 5 foot, you can apply for management trainee at the Hamilton Hotel.
If phone not working there may be a shortly in the line.
Don’t make too many calls; they keep a tally.
Just don’t push the grey button
Children under this height may not us the phoney.
If you make too long a call, the Lithium ion Cobalt Batteries will go into uncontrolled thermal runaway. Thereby blowing your lug off, and setting fire to your sporting section.
@DnT..0443. Tally Ho! Old chap. And View Hallooooo! An all that jazz.
BTW. Where’s yer Fox?
Shortly is important, but not to the point of incoherently.
@Marum: She’s in the bedroom waiting for me. 😛
DnT 0552. So. You are into Fox Hunting then. What is your choice of weapon? 😆
@BFC 0431. I assume you are meaning the Hamilton Hotel, on Kingsford Smith Drive, in Brissie.
In the old days when the wharves were there, one only had to make it know at the Public Bar, as to what you wanted, and it was there in a matter of days. The ubiquitous, “broken pallet”, worked wonders. I Imagine, containers have ended all that.
Shortly – The boss I’d wear.
As opposed to Gladly. The cross-eyed bear.
I, Kim Jong Un, deprove this sign. 😈
If there weren’t such a word as; neologism….I’d have to invent one. 🙄
Soon ring. Quickly it.
Get shortly.
I just accidentally all over the phone.
this is pimp hotline
please shawty
-management
Me love you long time but don’t waste my minutes.
Hello Shortly Phone, I’m Bubble Tea.
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Suck my calls.
@Marum | 6:47 am: Megan Fox hunting shortly? (she’s only 5’3″)
If you’re as high as the receptionist. You may use this phone.
This phone is not for me. I’m used to please longly!
NOTE: Most suitable for less than 1.1 Meter of children