Repurposing just got gross.

posted on 30 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

Tampon-Marker-Pen

Ladies! Don’t throw that out…

Photo courtesy of Lanz.
Pen found in Norway.

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Glandma lives there now.

posted on 29 Apr 2016 in Clothing

frorida

We’re going to Disney Word!

Photo courtesy of Eric Luna.
Shirt spotted in Osaka, Japan.

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Napkin or toilet paper?

posted on 28 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

smell-of-urine-yellow-croaker

Please wash hands after your meal.

Photo courtesy of Toby Phipps.
Menu found in China. 

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I hate that chicken…

posted on 27 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Spicy_chicken_asshole

Chicken, why you gotta be that way?

Photo courtesy of Philip Campbell.

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You know I can’t eat mushrooms…

posted on 26 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

bacteria-corrosion-fish

Would you like some penicillin with that?

Photo courtesy of L.G.
Menu found in China.

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I just want to squeeze this shirt…

posted on 25 Apr 2016 in Clothing

acne

Pop it on!

Photo courtesy of Emrizal.
Found in Singapore.

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Thames Point

posted on 24 Apr 2016 in Clothing

putting-on-feelings

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Shoe found in Toyota, Japan department store.

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As long as it’s crispy…

posted on 23 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crispy-crap

Oh, and I’ll have that fizzy stuff.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in Vienna, Austria.

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I love visiting Popular City!

posted on 22 Apr 2016 in Buildings, Chinglish

flourishing-international-hotel

I stay here for the Successful Spa.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Her.
Found in China.

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Sick of all these whores tramping around…

posted on 21 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

no-whores

Photo courtesy of Jacques Saph.
Found in Finland. 

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