Reasoning wont make my hand grow back…

Dislocating shoulder. Please wait …

You appear to be shallow or armess

And who cares about shaking hands

Let me think about it

That sounds unreasonable, but who cares.

I think she wants to say something. Like ‘Could you lend me a hand, please?’

reasoning costs an arm, and probably a leg too.

This is a shirt that all politicians wear proudly.

I went to join ISIS and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I want one for my wife.
(But she’ll make me wear it.)

Cogito ergo sum ego horrenti tunicam.

I can’t think of a good reason I’d want this shirt.

Don’t care instructions:

– Remove hand before washing
– Reason separately

Typical Lefty.

Feel the Bern!

Could this be a rip-off of “Just Do It”?

As seen in ‘The Hand That Falls Off The Cradle’

raison de femmes

I think we all know why her right hand fell off. OVERUSE!

You would probably need prehensile nipples anyhow, to keep this shirt on.

I guess this is a complement item to those “i’m with stupid →” t-shirts

UI prefer the “I choked Linda Lovelace” TShirt.

I would give my right arm for some reasoning!

http://archive.facetasm.com/en/catalog/genus-spotlight-1-jul-1998-no-title-indexed/130895/detail

There’s a good chance the shirt is on backwards, then.

On the other hand…

Finally! Shirts with a message actually fitting to the wearer’s fashion sense.

How appropriate that the shirt is being worn by a dummy.

I’d give my right hand to be ambidextrous.

Do I detect a bulge over the belt??? If I do then the shirt makes sense.

This should be handed out at Trump rallies.