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Optional light saber lancer
Photo courtesy of Zoltan Hegedus.
Lego knock-off found in Taichung, Taiwan.
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With Luke skywarter
Do not eat mutton with you hands if you have a Star Wart
Republic Sroopert
Long ago In a galaxy fart, fart away
On sale at WartMart
Luke, I am your Farther!
Big star warts end up erupting in a coronal mass ejection
I spilled some Compound W on it, and the toy disappeared.
Look out for that ring wormhole!
Do not bring into contact with liquid nitrogen.
These toys will assist with your child’s growth…. if you want them to have a growth.
I got a bad feeling about this.
We’ll just have to freeze that off with some carbonite…
A star wart is just a fancy sun spot.
Star Wart – rated G (for genital exhibition.)
Use the Farce, Luke.
The Frogstar Fighters have left the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Scenario!
MAy the warts be with you
Four blondes are in a bar downing drinks, and giving each other high-fives.
Barman: “You ladies appear to be having a great celebration.”
Blonde lady: ‘Yes we just finiished a jigsaw puzzle.’
Barman: “Must have ben quite some puzzle.”
Blond lady:’ Yes. It said on the box 6 – 12 years, and we did it in 6 months!’
@algrnon 0403. That’s easy for you to say. You don’t lisp.
Maybe you could have it removed with a light saber….
Where’s Jabba the Zitt?
“That’s no moon….”
You will find that Emperor Polyp is not as forgiving as I am.
The target area is only two meters wide. It’s a small thermal exhaust port. A small one-man fighter could deliver a precise hit of Compond-W which should destroy the station.
May the Fart be with you
From the studios that brought you Indian Spunk
“I find your lack of zits disturbing”
What happens if you’re age 5 – 13?
Approved by Republic Troopers of Chi … umm, Taiwan
“We’re totally not violating Lucasfilm’s trademark. Star Wart is a completely different franchise from Star Wars.”
Is there life on K-Mart?
A good product, warts and all.
Can‘t wait to collect the Democrats Troopers.
That’s no mole…
On sale at K-Wars.
Oliver Cromwell’s favourite Roundhead.
It’s the kind of movie that grows on you.
“Intergalactic warts?? They travel through hyper-spaces?? Damn!!” 😀
That aside, I saw a million of those around where I live. They are dirt cheap, and trust me, the plastic inside are flimsy and they are poorly made! 😀
Anakin: “No! I’m your father!”
Luke: “No! That’s not true! That’s impossible!!”
Anakin: “… and is that a Star Wart on your hands??”
Luke: “Oh, thanks for reminding me! Need to get rid of it! I got it from the last hyper-space! Any ideas how?”
😀
Lego my franchise!
A Big West Indian fast bowler walks into a Doctors surgery, with a Canary sitting on his head.
“What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asks.
The Canary replies. ‘It started off as a wart on my bum.’
(From the Twelfth Man series)
And have a herpes day!!!!!!
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