Just like this…

Just like this…

posted on 27 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

urinate-this-way-please

A little more to the right…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Rilinger.
Found at rest stop in Ayuthaya, Thailand.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

Even with the sign, I still don’t know how to make my pee form an arrow pointing to the right.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

So not up against the wall then

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

And if I need a number two

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

I didn’t know my urinate knew how to read and follow a sign!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

Your in if you go to the right

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

And if you hurry, your in eight of the first ones in line.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

They left the “m” off. So many Aussies go to Thailand that they were trying to use the vernacular to be friendly.

ie. You’re in mate.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0403 Velly clafty these Thais.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

In other words, “Piss Off!”.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

At the end of the path are 100 naked Thai ladies. I’ll bet you’ll forget about peeing, when you see them.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Well, I can start it going horizontally but it will soon fall to earth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go ➞

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@Marum | 4:31 am: By then your arrow will be pointing ➚ .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

This sign was painted by Camille Pissarro.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

If you don’t, urine a lot of trouble.

Garst
8 years ago

That’s the polite way of saying, “stop pissing on the building!”

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Guys would have no problem stepping behind the shrubs it’s pointing to. Ladies might object.

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

Because that’s where the fire hydrant is.

Filboid
Filboid
8 years ago

No, I’m not a Nate, but I’ll let him know when I see him…

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

That’s odd, the sign is pointing to a poster of Hilary Clinton.

Filboid
Filboid
8 years ago

Sorry, I can’t urinate that way, it’s more of a downward facing…no, that’s yoga…well, no I just can’t.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

that‘s for dogs

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@DnT 0444. I get the impressionist that you are correct.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
8 years ago

If you follow the directions of this sign, European.

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

@timmy: I overheard a conversation about how Vietnam veterans made sure they aimed properly when they used the urinals. They put a picture of Jane Fonda right in the middle of them!

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

@ Long Tom hahahaha!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Urine soup is made at there!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I have to figure out those straight parabolas

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

But the wind blows the other way

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

And never cross streams!

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

DEFECATE, That way please.

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