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Cordial notebook is obsequious at times
posted on 4 Mar 2016 in Stationery
I think I know how to start my novel…
Photo courtesy of Lizzie Hildebrandt.
Cover of notebook found in Osaka, Japan.
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– What’s No. 3?
No. 1, meet No. 2 and No. 3. “Hi I’m glad to meet another number similar to you”
Since 1782, which is the year after the energetic boy laughs
What, 1782? I hold out energetically since 1781!
Seventy2rd o clock: I think we should ask Math Bear what No. 3 is.
So that’s where I got the truck to play with.
Always thinking then glad to meet you. 1782 was a funny year
@ Huu Yuu: 1781 … What a year, huh? 😉
“I really like that part of you.” Oh… that part. *wink wink nudge nudge”
You’re given me a happy return.
@ Huu Yuu | 4:06 am Damn, I should read your post first …
Btw, I think No.3 = No.1 + No.2
Testing… testing… is this pen on?
I’m always thinking of you. Hello! I’m glad to meet you.
I’m always thinking of you. Hello! I’m glad to meet you.
I’m always thinking of you. Hello! I’m glad to meet you.
Isn’t senility wonderful? What is? Hello, I’m glad to meet you.
Since 1782, that part of you has developed a lot more wrinkles.
No. 1 6:45 a m
No 2. 2:46 p m
No 3. 11:23 p m
Many happy returns!
@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am : Calling Ralph on the great white telephone. 😉
Wow! The ultimate long-term relationship!
You like my part! Let me show you how it works.
Welcome to our new cliché-o-matic. As you can see, its control knob goes all the way to 11.
cogito ergo sum quia MDCCLXXXII
I really like that part of me too.
Since 1782 ? What is this, the diary of a Highlander ?
50 First Dates – the Undead Edition
You were really something before electricity.
1782? Necrophilia, means never being given a knockback eveer again.
Is a number 3 like when you are really sick with food poisoning, and both ends go at the same time?
Everything you’ve given me since 1782… Like that steamboat engine.
I prefer many happy returns of the night.
I’m usually good for five. How about you?
“I really like that part of you I keep in the freezer.” – Jeffrey D.
@72rd: see “Demolition man”
I want to send one of these to Valve, because:
1. It looks a bit steampunk
2. It is meant for writing
3. It can count to three for them
1782. I loved you before Engrish was cool.
@timmy 4:46 am:
“Many Happy Returns” indeed!
How about:
“A, B, and C”
“The Schizoid Man”
“Free For All”
“A Change of Mind”
“Do Not Forsake Me my Darling”
“Living in Harmony”