This explains the flush every time I sit.

My toilet “button” is hidden inbetween two buns.

no smoking out of your back side

So its not the belly button at the front

But does it put the cigarette out

There is a belly button equivalent on my back side?

Putting the “Butt” in “Button”

*flushes*

Pull my finger to find out what else is there.

My butt is already ‘ON’

Therefore, toilet buttoff must be on my front side?

The water comes out of my front side, though.

We call that something else where I come from.

Hey, who put that spy camera in my pants??

I think there has been some confusion between the words ‘button’ and ‘buttocks’.

If someone pushes the toilet button on your backside does your face get flushed?

The fun handle is on my front side.

First we had chip implants, and now this.

That is not a “toilet button”!
It is a chocolate starfish!

Thee trouble with this world, is that there are just not enough “Johns” in it.

As the prostitute said.

If you squeeze the front knob, you get handcream.

So that’s what that thing’s for…

You’re doing it all wrong. You have to tap that a**!

NOTE: The toilet can be drunk

So that’s a buttonhole…now the flower makes a lot more sense.

Don’t strain or you might develop an “outie”.

jiggle that a-err, that handle

I thought it was a mole.

https://engrish.com/2013/07/because-convenience-shouldnt-make-sense/

The good ones have staying power.

@Mr Wrong: Well at least I thought of a different joke this time. Whew!

@Mr. Wrong: Maybe it’s a low-flow toilet and they had to flush twice.

@A Non-Y Mouse: Nothing worse than coming up with the same “clever” joke and not realizing it. Almost as bad is not getting your previous joke, as in my case. Yep, I’m on the last loop or so around the old ceramic receptacle.

First the toilets were welcoming us, now they’re sending us out on our backsides.

Toilet training your kids never came easier.

You sure wouldn’t lose it. Accidental flushes while driving, well, just an occupational hazard.

Obviously.
Push gently for normal bowel movement;
Push hard for diarrhoea.