They didn’t listen to their parents

Shredded Children are the GRATEst ones.

After Communist China takes over Hong Kong, people start eating children.

Well they shouldn’t stand too close to the mincer

Taste like chicken

Fried Ramen is made from very young soylent green!

Child shredder

(From Engrish Wikipedia, the expensive encyclopedia)

A child shredder is a mechanical device used to cut children into chad, typically either strips or fine particles …

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One Kung Pao Children please.

Shredded children dislike Ra Men so they fry them and take a picture

– Childburger with French Parents, please.

Still tastes better than shredded wheat.

They also have bratwurst made from real brats.

That’ll teach them to say “Bite me” !

Will it blend?

I can see why they abolished the one-child-per-couple policy.

“Children Fried Ramen” is a guitar solo?

We love children, yes we do, shredded or boiled in a stew!

Children are to be shredded, not to be heard.

Better be careful when someone praises a child by saying ” well done”…

They misunderstood when they were told they needed a kids’ menu.

Having children is easy. Bringing them up can be awful.

♫If you come to our house, to our house,
We’ll all have some fun,
We’ll feed you milk and cookies,
And put you in the oven until you’re done.♪

OH! I thought the menu said “Children’s Meals”.

I love children….But I could never eat an whole one.

Raising children is so so.
It’s harvesting them that is fun.

May they rest in pieces.

Hansel with a side of Gretel please.

Shredded children are much better than whore children

Reminds me of the song about the kid who wanted to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. His wish came true after an accident during a field trip to a meat packing plant.

Restaurant owner: “You rike cookie rittlel girl?”

♫If you come to our café,
Our café,
Our café,
We’re sure to have some fun,
We’ll put you in the oven until you’re done,
Then serve you up in slices on a wholemeal bun♪

Shredded Children Fried Ramen.

Whore Children Sucked Ho.

I wonder if Harrison Chase had a child shredder in his basement, in addition to his adult shredder.

I think I’ll just stick to KFC – Kentucky Fried Children.

Endorsed by Jonathan Swift

Exploded children would be worse

The temple explodes the children cube

The children are our future … lunch.

We are the world. We eat the children.. … and its time to lend a hand to shred. The greatest gift of all.

I’m feeling a bit bloated. I’ve got to go channel my inner child.

While on a hike, the diner passed his children in the woods.

Whenever the kids get behind in their chores, we like to take out this menu.

Shredding them’s not that difficult, it’s getting ’em into the damn shredder that’s hard.

The shredded children are guaranteed flesh – or your money back.
On top of that the ramen are also fried with pure, natural children eggs too.

The witch from “The Far Side” cartoon has been at it again!