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Incense packaging found in Japan.
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You when your purchase this: “Thank you, coma again!”
Why is the “super black love” a red color?
I do like a bit of ebony
What is that luxury aroma, armpits?
If this is not enough, try our ‘Dead’ fragrance
– Incense?
– Nonsense!
Seventy2rd o clock: or it is “nont scents”
Red is the new black
@Algernon 0403. Wet basketballer.
@Marun 4:13. Could they be riding a horse
@ Huu Yuu: well, it noesn’t make any incense
Coma – question mark.
Burning these incense will bring your ancestors back to live.
For women who want to coma faster
Coma -“A diffuse cloud of gas and dust surrounding the nucleus of a comet.”
I really don’t think this incense would fit in my living room, and if it did, cleaning up after it would be a nightmare!
Even stronger than Period
♫ Coma Coma Coma Coma Coma Chameleon ♫
Endorsed by Bill Cosby.
Wait, you mean these aren’t porn dvd’s?
That is the fanciest packaging I have ever seen for bottles of chloroform.
A new kind of roofies if she won’t take the drink.
@DnT 0427. No hay problema hombre.
You just hire a black hole.
@72rd 0424. If you are really good with your tongue, you can usually make ’em coma 4 times safely. After that, they usually start screaming.
I think it’s rather incensitive.
Coma coma down dooby doo down down…
Me too! I am incensed!
Smells like someone who hasn’t been able to shower in ages.
“Super black love” is like the antithesis of this other Engrish: https://engrish.com/2010/12/rerax-panda/
The Sleeping Beauty favorite’s perfume.
Made with real chloroform.
……. when I woke up, I was in the bathtub filled with ice and one of my kidneys was gone!
Like when t hey say “colon”, they really mean it.
Once you’ve had Super Black Love you never go back…
…to consciousness.
Near-death experience on demand!
@ Marum: They are still welcome to coma again!