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Don’t let the wild germ close to it!
Photo courtesy of Daniel Hung & Melissa Chin.
Found in a Beijing restaurant menu.
(135 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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The taste of salmonella chicken
Looks more like a pie
It’s Crumpledcrispskin!
One germ doesn’t make a germany
What about soup with saggy skin?
Note to chef: soup doesn’t get better with age.
NO SOUP WITH CRISP SKIN FOR YOU, WILD GERM!
The wild germ also hates alcohol or iodine….
Soup with crisp skin really bugs it.
This restaurant only allows civilised germs.
How is this germane to the eating experience?
Probably because it’s Marxist
It puts the germ on crisp skin or else it gets the flu again
It puts the soup on its skin or else it gets the wild germ again.
@Seventy2rd o clock: LOL! I should have refreshed the page before I posted!
@ Droll not Troll: Haha, it’s OK – there’s quite a difference between both versions 😉
Whatever you do, don’t mention the soup!
This is why it is important to educate germs. Hatred towards soup with crisp skin is simply unacceptable.
Advertisement for a certain brand of hand sanitizer .
Just wash it down with some of that haterade, already.
Wild germ? I thought it’s cultured germ.
The germ loves young grills with smooth skin and firm breasts
This is the third time this one came around. Are we running out of Engrish?
@ Filboid
I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
Ladies and germs…I mean, ladies…
Racist germ! You should judge a soup by the contents of his bowl, not the crispness of his skin.
@Long Tom: Ladles and germs?
@Droll Not Troll: A way of saying “Ladies and gentlemen”. I’ve seen it in the “Inherit The Earth” computer game, and assume that term was used elsewhere before that.
“Wild? It was absolutely livid.” – Rowan Atkinson’s, Gerald the Gorilla skit from the “Not the Nine O’clock News”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sDxJZ2AE4U
If your soup has a crisp skin, it probably dates from before the Holocene Period.
Get bac(k) or I’ll teria arse up !
Served at the same cafeteria that serves white bacteria soup
Well, what kind of soup do germs eat, anyway?
The cartoon lady on the bowl covering her mouth represents the wild germ, trying not to barf at the prospect of soup with crisp skin.