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These languages make us feel uncomfortable…
posted on 14 Nov 2015 in Signs
Photo courtesy of George Maroudis.
Spotted in Japan.
(120 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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Thank you, but I do not understand it.
I don’t know any staff (or rod) that can talk at all!
Must be in Esperanto
They calk about their own language though
Guy 1: “How many?”
Guy 2: “It was about a foreign language.”
♪ Let’s talk about sex, baby ♪♫
Talking about a foreign language in a shop is extremely rude and unreasonable.
This is not the staff you are looking for.
They understand a foreign language, they just don’t want to talk about it.
– Can’t you speak foreign language?
– Yes! I am!
The first rule of foreign language shop is don’t talk about a foreign language.
“It’s a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages, otherwise those people would have no one to talk to.” — Steven Wright
So just talk louder then?
I like your accent
“The Staff are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.”
— Jack The Ripper
I find anyone can understand English, if it’s shouted loudly enough.
(Colonel Blimp)
A Spanish bloke is visiting some relis in Brissie.
Hafway through his holiday, he finds he needs some socks.
Despite the fact that he speaks no Ingles, he walks down the road until he finds a menswear store.
He walks in and asks; “¿Un paar de Calcetines por favour?”
Aussie Shop assistant: ‘Whaaat!’
E:B: “¿Un paar de Calcetines por favour?”
ASA:’ ‘EEeehh?’
He sees a rack with some socks on it, grabs three pair and waving them above his head says: “¡Eso si que es!”
ASA: ‘ ‘if you can f—–g spell it, why didn’t you just as for them.’
Foul language is an international language and everyone understands it. #*%×°×÷#!
We talk about everything else. Why is foreign language excluded? Are you an anti-linguist? That’s it I am boycotting this shop.
Is understanding a foreign language that is not talked here, sorta like the sound of one handed clapping.
Edit: as = ask. sori tumas.
…and if you don’t understand, expect some rude hand gestures.
YOU can talk about foreign languages in this shop, it’s only the staff that are not allowed to!
My hovercraft is full of eels. Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime.
Yeah, I think we can understand just from that message…
Yep, that is pretty evident…