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The springing action will drive them nuts!
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Sulplise of office supplies!
Not recommended for children under three or the elderly
Just like magic then
If the magic flyer is a genie on a carpet that comes out the jack in the box, I would be surprised.
I know some elderly people who have heart trouble and are very senile. I will make sure to not get whatever this is.
– Are you out of your mind?
– No, Mommy. My flyer sprang out of it!
Nobody expects the magic flyer!
you unwrap the Spring Frog, put it in your mouth, and metal springs poke you in both cheeks!
Here is catch: Once the magic flyer springs out all of a sudden, you will be out of your mind.
NOTE: You must be crazy if your flyer springs out normally
Are they flying reptiles?
You’ve got a magic flyer and I’m the one who is out of their mind?
In other news, officials found a deployed magic flyer during investigation of the apartment of the killer who went on a gruesome rampage last week.
When I open it my magic flyer just sort of falls out nowadays. I guess it’s for the better, as my heart is weak and….wait, what was I saying?
This toy is only to be used by children with degrees in cardiology and psychiatry.
Officer, that magic flyer was speeding! Did you get its registered number?
Magic flyer – out of sight, out of mind.
You’re out of your mind if you don’t like our toys. Real children play with real toys. And real children like our magic flying spring…Brought to you by Trump for President.
Are you the chipmonk?
No. I’m the fish flyer.
“Weak heart or out of their minds”
Q: Either or both?
If a person *seems* out of their mind, it’s probably because they are.
What if you’re out of your mind because the magic flyer keeps suddenly springing out? That’s enough to give anyone a weak heart…
visited the webpage and found the company owned by F U Fong!
If they are insane but have healthy hearts or are of week heart but of sound mind they will be fine however.
ooh, a magic flyer, that’s nic-ajklsdjfiowfnojewnjoewnonfedmnvm,v.n,vndn.f,fmnfkjn.kfndsfsdf…..jkafjk;lfjzlakaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That is like the 7 foot tall basketball player, who wanted to be ; all white, uptight, and out of sight.
The genie turned him into a Tampon.
I did a correspondence course in Origame once.
I failed.
I couldn’t get my first assignment into the envelope. 🙄
The flying reptiles are out to get the elderly and infirm.
What if they’re just on a bad acid trip?
The magic flyer is popping out all of the sudden! It’s making me go out of my mind!