Serving fine women since 1978.

How’s the food and the weather up there?

Would that be the Carlsberg or the dumplings

Originally from Tallland

Tall Girls served on very long dishes

Must be a bird with a long neck.

Women in the picture: . I think I’ll go elsewhere

CAUTION: Less than 1.1 Meters of children are strictly prohibited

Tall girls’ dumplings are nice but the drumsticks are to die for!

Forget the Carlsberg, just bring me a long drink of water.

A Carlsberg with a ladder please.

This is China we’re talking about – she’s only 5′ 1″.

Snow-White in the kitchen, and the dwarfs are the waiters.

Founded by Yu Hau Long.

Everything is straight off the top shelf.

What are the sizes of Starbucks drinks? (Copy and paste from Starbucks)

The drink sizes we offer are Short (8 fl. oz.), Tall (12 fl. oz.), Grande (16 fl. oz.), Venti® Hot (20 fl. oz.), Venti® Cold (24 fl. oz.) and Trenta®* Cold (30 fl. oz.).

I was served by a short girl when I ordered a tall at Starbucks.

you must be this tall to order the filet mignon

Is the Carlsberg (Danish beer) served by a tall blonde Danish girl?

When you cross over the border from northern dumplings, to southern ones, you’ll know.

The trouble with tall girls: When you’re nose to nose, your is in it, and when you’re toes to toes, your nose is in it.

@Eff Eff.

Nein. Ein klein dunkel Osterreicher.

I don’t get the caption here?

No thanks!

You think that’s bad, you should see the Grande and Venti Girls down the block.

Better to have loved and lost a short girl than never to have loved a tall.

Midgets go next door please.

No service for short boys.