You must be THIS tall to enter the Animal Activity Area.

You must be THIS tall to enter the Animal Activity Area.

posted on 31 Oct 2015 in Chinglish

Yangzhou-Zoo

Let’s enter remote rockery…forcefully!

Photo courtesy of Dave Lambert.
Found at the Yangzhou Zoo, China.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I dunno is this where the flying saucers land its all sundry

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Up the rockery what about the shrubbery.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

The observation fills me with determination.

— Undertale Zoo

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

I can fold the stone after smoking prime sundry goods.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

randomly throwing the melon skin…. Sounds like the visitors to the zoo belong IN the zoo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You couldn’t spit everywhere. Nobody has that much spit!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It’s bad manners to climb up the disabled person.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I like to hear someone playing the water. The music just….. flows.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Stone folding really has become a dying art form.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The security forbids playing the water but they like playing hide and seek.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

My wife was arrested for randomly throwing her melon skins over her shoulders.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Get your hands off my piants!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Please do not throw goods at the care bears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The foldable rocks are relics of the Plasticine Era.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Would that be ore-igami?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“The loving care animal” — that’s only legal in Texas.

M.U.
M.U.
10 years ago

Is that pike as in fish or the weapon? Either way, I can see why they wouldn’t want people throwing them.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I am glad the child does not have to enter the prohibition. All nine needed a stiff scotch, after reading this.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Folding stones, really rocks.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@timmy. Did she throw three or fore?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Beware of flying pike-e-lets.

Tom P
Tom P
10 years ago

Mistaken for a Chinglish menu?
“For our special, we have a lovely pike encrusted with melon skin, with a variety of rockry-smoked sundried items”

InspectHerGadget
InspectHerGadget
10 years ago

Do not pull the trees! I’m looking at you mister The Hulk!

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Don’t throw the pike, Pike!

Chiaki
Chiaki
10 years ago

Clearly written by one of the attractions and not staff- being caged and gawked at isn’t really good for the mind.

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
9 years ago

He who climbs the rockery and folds the stone shall be king!

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