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Apparently Zen is popular at Kiyomizu.
What a spot to hide from the flying saucer
No I’m walking down the path
What a spot to hide so you can be a sniper.
Not any more. That’s an old sign.
Why? Is my face red?
“Where’s Waldo” never really caught on in Japan.
Wouldn’t you like to know giant fly swatter.
Halloween wig – are you hair?
You are on Path of Destruction.
(Make your time.)
Turn left at the Giant Black Hole In The Sky At The Edge Of The World.
Quick! Hand me the Cleaning King.
(The reality of my life has left the building.)
This is not h…is this here?
The two people on the path are watching you.
Can you hear me now?
Did you say Marco Polio?
The way to damnation is wide and straight.
The way to salvation is narrow and windy.
What has that got to do with it? FIIK.
I looked up “Images of Kiyomizu hunt” and all I got was pictures of females.
I fear the may have spelt “hunt’ incorrectly too.
Shh, I’m hiding from the conjoined twins.
CHRIST!!! Did you have you put up a bloody great sign, and show everyone where I am hiding.
I know privacy is almost unknown in Japan, but having 2,000 people watching me making love, tends to put me off a tad.
Only three little English words and they STILL got it wrong. Beautifully wrong. Thank goodness for Engrish lovers.
Wish you are here!
PORO!
Do you remember where you put the traveler’s checks?
Appears to be a flying saucer nearby. Perhaps they are here, too.
@Fiboid Yu stap wantok?
A Non Y Mouse.
Did you mean “checks” or “cheques”?
– Are you here.
– Yes? I am?
Marum,
It depends on where you put them.
Turret: are you still there?
Nope. I am there.
Is that a trick question?