Because cleanliness is next to…reality

Brings a sparkle and a smile, really

Must be a pot

– Are you talking about
– Recycling my life
– Or

God Clean the King

The Lord of the Clean: The Returning of the Cleaning King

Who stole the reality of my life? I would like it returning please.

Specially designed to scour LSD from your system.

Now I have to go back and face stupid reality again.

@Huu Yuu: The Lord of the Rinse: The Two Towels precedes The Returning of the Cleaning King

Oh man that HURT!
Now to clean the other eye….

To clean the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable froth
To scrape with unbearable sorrow
To rinse where the brave dare not go

“If you think you understand cleaning, you don’t understand cleaning.”

Aaargh! Things just got real! Gimme back my dirt!

If reality comes in 6 pieces there’s still the chance to assemble it to suit yourself.

Reality, my eye!

♪ ♫
I clean along a thin life darling
Dark smudges follow me
Here’s where life’s dream lies disinfected
The return of reality. ♪ ♫

(6pcs? Ack!) For use when you need to supplement brain bleach with elbow grease.

Yea, back to the kitchen Cosette.

Gets you existentially clean!

Being a messy grad student having a sparkling clean apartment is sething that would only happen in fantasy.

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Eye don’t get it

Eye, eye, Cap’n

The Cleaning King, polished off 12 concubines in one night.

♫Clean, clean, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the clean said he♪

The Betty Ford Clinic is pleased to announce that the Cleaning King corporation will take over operations effective immediately.

♫God clean the King.
God clean the King.
Send him infectuous,
Crappy and verminous,
Lo-ong to cough over us,
God clean the King!

For the grime of the century!