Me think good deal.

Batteries not collected

Gotta Collect me all … Pokeyoumon

Happy Family ……… Planning? (Paranoia Agent reference)

Could be McDonalds

I’m worried about the dog

– Do not pass go
– Do not collect me all

♪ ♫
All of me
Why not collect all of me… ♪ ♫

Rainbow flag sold separately.

Renting it is you likeliest choice.

You are owned when you start ccollecting

BULK PURCHASE… CASH!!

Own me.

Owning it is you best choice.
Hurry, before rates go up!

@Algernon. Why? Are you into bestiality? 😉

As Dudley Moore said: Hey honey I f—– the kids.

Adult Toys lead to Happier Family. Collect them all!

Has large parts. Which may cause choking in your lover.

Looks like the Furbies have started making their own toys.

Lover or liver?

@Marum: Why would Algernon settle for second-best-iality? 😛

@Big Fat Cat: I won’t even ask what the plastic dog is used for! 😯

They may look happy, but behind those painted on smiles is a tale of suspense and misery like you’ve never collected.