It makes me be diabetic.

No！

Can Cookie Monster eat Japanese milk cookies?

It puts the fresh milk in a cookie or else it wouldn’t try it

Soft touch cookies: Japanese technology at its tastiest

In before… Or else it gets the hose again.

“It makes you be happy” is an udderly ridiculous claim.

Problem if your lactose intolerant.

Wouldn’t eat it if it wasn’t pleasant

Milk cookies are soft to the touch, pleasant to the palate, and do make me very happy. I usually call them jugs though.

Q. How do you milk cookies?
A. Pull on their nibbles.

Control-freak cookie has ways of making you be happy.

The Official Cookie of The Silence Of The Lambs.

Feel me! Eat me! Be happy!

I’m lactose intolerant. I’d rather get the hose again.

I’ll never even try to milk cookies …

@jjhitt. My asian lady used to whisper something similar in my ear.

I was always willing to obey. 😉

At what stage in th mnufracturing process, does one add the Mj?

When the cookie is soft to the touch,
And the palate is sated in full,
‘Tis then the local member talks much,
And fills all the air with bull.

A cookie, a milkmaid, and a cow, walk into a bar.

The barman looks up and says: “Is this some sort of Joke?”

MILK

M = Marijuana
I = Ice (Methamphetamine)
L = Lysergic Acid diethylmide
K = Ketamine Hydrochloride

Gimmie cookie!

@Marum: El Chapo is now a milk man.

Cookies usually make me happy unless they’re the internet variety.

Why is “Milk” Cookies just basically irritating?

Not unless you make it be cheap.

C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.

I wish they would make them less soggy.

You *will* have milk and cookies! Not optional!

HEY! Is that a Vay Jay In the bottom centre?

It certainly looks hungry, then.

Buffalo Bill has a sweet tooth.

Yes. He was William Bill Codeine.

What? This isn’t that bad. Not perfect but nothing too weird. It is actually milk cookies.. which sound good. Milk flavored candy and ice cream is a thing (it’s hard to explain.. but it’s a good flavor).