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There’s something fishy about these nuts
Handleless cup of money can slip, carefully fall on the flour and go nuts
Must be hidden under the fish
I’m confused does the fish contain traces of nuts
Try to steal my cup of money, and pine nuts, and you’ll pull back a stump.
Best served with a handleless cup of money of water (aka evian)
Surrealism’s just not my cup of fur.
Traditional Chinese cups of tea don’t have handles. That is why when they are held, you are supposed to hold your pinkie finger away from the cup, so it doesn’t get burned too. Yes, for real.
Pine bolts are sold separately
So- money DOES grow on trees!
Psst, buddy… can you spare some coffee for a cup of money?
The pine nut with the money has been mugged.
No pine nut. I want bitcoins. Thanks.
A pine nut with a cup of money is living in wonton luxury.
I prefer a larger cup size, thanks.
Coming soon to SyFy: Return of the Revenge of the Son of Fish’s Rice of Handleless Cup of Money of Pine Nut.
I see it is not only the pine that is nuts.
@Long Tom So! When all the rest of your fingers have second degree burns, what can one do with an unburned pinkie?
Except scratch one’s bum, that is.
Thanks for the compliment. Not everyone tells me I have fine nuts.
I haven’t gotten far enough in calculus to translate this….