It’s payback!

It’s payback!

posted on 14 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

salmon-punctures-the-body
I’m hooked!

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found in Beijing restaurant.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

and The salmonella eats the body

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Any body?

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Harpoonlike

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

It’s the lemon

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

I think that’s supposed to be swordfish; it’s much more plausable.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, salmon eat you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Salmon (From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Salmon /ˈsæmən/ is the common name for several species of fish in the family Salmonidae.

It is also the person who takes alcohol, with an obstacle to the spinal cord, the body, a waist, a neck.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

See what can happen if you sleep with the fishes?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The salmon denied it at first but confessed when they grilled him.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

That salmon is a hardened criminal. He’s been in the can before.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Before you make those accusations you need to give the salmon a fair herring.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Something something gets the hose again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Don’t puncture me, I don’t know where you’ve been

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The menu writer doesn’t puncturate the text.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

women love salmon

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

The salmon has a point.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

That prick of a salmon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Why? Just for the halibut.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Its father was a puffer fish.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Sounds like a demand from the Knights who say (or till recently said) Ni.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

I met Sam and Ella. They are a nasty pair.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

In other words, a fishstick.

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
10 years ago

Ouch. I don’t want to eat that.

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
10 years ago

Ouch. I don’t want to eat that salmon.

Garst
10 years ago

My I recommend the salmon? It’s always pleasant!

Anomoly
Anomoly
10 years ago

All your bases are belong to Salmon

coffeebot
10 years ago

If you sleep with fishes you wake up with crabs.

TS
TS
10 years ago

Just when you thought it was safe to swim upstream…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

It was actually a shark, disguised as a salmon.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I hate when people spam the special moves in Food Fight.

https://engrish.com/2015/02/even-the-capers-have-a-punch-to-them/

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Be careful of what you order.

All our salmon are at least 2′ long.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

You will find none of them under parr.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

The bear is canned.

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

The finest acupuncture . . . served with freshly-ground wasabi and Japanese soy sauce.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

You’re all just shellfish.

Airrider
Airrider
9 years ago

To be fair, fish just goes right through me, too.

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