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and The salmonella eats the body
Any body?
Harpoonlike
It’s the lemon
I think that’s supposed to be swordfish; it’s much more plausable.
In Soviet Russia, salmon eat you!
Salmon (From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
Salmon /ˈsæmən/ is the common name for several species of fish in the family Salmonidae.
It is also the person who takes alcohol, with an obstacle to the spinal cord, the body, a waist, a neck.
See what can happen if you sleep with the fishes?
The salmon denied it at first but confessed when they grilled him.
That salmon is a hardened criminal. He’s been in the can before.
Before you make those accusations you need to give the salmon a fair herring.
Something something gets the hose again.
Don’t puncture me, I don’t know where you’ve been
The menu writer doesn’t puncturate the text.
women love salmon
The salmon has a point.
That prick of a salmon.
Why? Just for the halibut.
Its father was a puffer fish.
Sounds like a demand from the Knights who say (or till recently said) Ni.
I met Sam and Ella. They are a nasty pair.
In other words, a fishstick.
Ouch. I don’t want to eat that.
Ouch. I don’t want to eat that salmon.
My I recommend the salmon? It’s always pleasant!
All your bases are belong to Salmon
If you sleep with fishes you wake up with crabs.
Just when you thought it was safe to swim upstream…
It was actually a shark, disguised as a salmon.
I hate when people spam the special moves in Food Fight.
https://engrish.com/2015/02/even-the-capers-have-a-punch-to-them/
Be careful of what you order.
All our salmon are at least 2′ long.
You will find none of them under parr.
The bear is canned.
The finest acupuncture . . . served with freshly-ground wasabi and Japanese soy sauce.
You’re all just shellfish.
To be fair, fish just goes right through me, too.