It’s payback!

It’s payback!

posted on 14 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

salmon-punctures-the-body
I’m hooked!

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found in Beijing restaurant.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

and The salmonella eats the body

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Any body?

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Harpoonlike

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

It’s the lemon

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

I think that’s supposed to be swordfish; it’s much more plausable.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

In Soviet Russia, salmon eat you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Salmon (From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Salmon /ˈsæmən/ is the common name for several species of fish in the family Salmonidae.

It is also the person who takes alcohol, with an obstacle to the spinal cord, the body, a waist, a neck.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

See what can happen if you sleep with the fishes?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

The salmon denied it at first but confessed when they grilled him.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

That salmon is a hardened criminal. He’s been in the can before.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Before you make those accusations you need to give the salmon a fair herring.

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Something something gets the hose again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Don’t puncture me, I don’t know where you’ve been

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

The menu writer doesn’t puncturate the text.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

women love salmon

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
9 years ago

The salmon has a point.

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

That prick of a salmon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Why? Just for the halibut.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Its father was a puffer fish.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Sounds like a demand from the Knights who say (or till recently said) Ni.

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

I met Sam and Ella. They are a nasty pair.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

In other words, a fishstick.

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
9 years ago

Ouch. I don’t want to eat that.

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
9 years ago

Ouch. I don’t want to eat that salmon.

Garst
9 years ago

My I recommend the salmon? It’s always pleasant!

Anomoly
Anomoly
9 years ago

All your bases are belong to Salmon

coffeebot
9 years ago

If you sleep with fishes you wake up with crabs.

TS
TS
9 years ago

Just when you thought it was safe to swim upstream…

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

It was actually a shark, disguised as a salmon.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

I hate when people spam the special moves in Food Fight.

https://engrish.com/2015/02/even-the-capers-have-a-punch-to-them/

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Be careful of what you order.

All our salmon are at least 2′ long.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

You will find none of them under parr.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

The bear is canned.

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

The finest acupuncture . . . served with freshly-ground wasabi and Japanese soy sauce.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

You’re all just shellfish.

Airrider
Airrider
9 years ago

To be fair, fish just goes right through me, too.

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