Let the freshing begin

Let the freshing begin

posted on 9 May 2015 in Chinglish, Stationery

But bright heart is still beating…

Photo courtesy of Andrielle Swaby.
Found in Taiwan. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Well I’m glad its not silent lambs

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Well heres Johnny

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

You put the fruit on the skin or else you get the freshing again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Best fruits are silent fruits

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Silent of the rambutans.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Don’t excavate me, I don’t know where you’ve been.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Excavate? I wold if I cold.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Simon and Garfunkel’s new song, The sound of fruit.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

My surgeon excavated me to put a light bulb in my heart. Now I always feel bright.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Do they want us to excavate so we can berry the fruits?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: Excessive excavation of exotic freshing fruit shold be expremay dengerlus

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The Silent of the Fruit: Well, Clarice – have the apricots stopped screaming?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“The only thing you shold do” is not pick the watermelons when they are the size of grapes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No noising of the fruits!

– Nick ‘Ex’ Cave

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Silent fruits are grown on Silent Hill and you are told not to excavate the past.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The grape was silent until I stepped on it. Then it gave a little wine.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I think that’s a direct quote from Norman Lockwell.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

That’s why there are no figs in the picture. They’re the musical fruit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Lora: Figs? I thought that was beans. 😕

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

A man told me he was trying to find some Hasidic Jews, so I gave him a lemon and told him to squeeze it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy! I need to excavate!

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

mmmmm…soylent fruit.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Fruits are good for silent life paintings.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Well fruits/
If you can read this;
Thank a heterosexual.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@jjhitt. UIf you want melons contact Pamela Anderson.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

@Droll not Troll – figs is a variation of the rhyme and it made more sense to me since they really are fruit.

When I was a kid My dad would always say, “Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart!”

xxx360xxx
xxx360xxx
10 years ago

Wrath of The Lambs
Silent of The Fruits

Tom41
Tom41
10 years ago

Ear protection required during excavation, until the noisy fruits are silenced.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

There are vegetables you excavate, namely root vegetables such as potatoes and carrots.

As far as I know, there is no fruit which grows underneath the soil.

El-Juan
El-Juan
9 years ago

Motivational stationery for diggers.

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