We have a supply closet for that.

No playing hide the sausage either.

Not a place for poking around

Must be the steps

I have a beef with this sign.

Penalty: Sex days in the pokey.

Do not bacon here.

Road hog!

Forever? Crap.

An Israeli delegation is visiting today.

no polk[a]ing either. Accordions are not allowed

no porkymon allowed

Sow away zone.

On the dance floor.

How boaring!

No mo’ makin’ bacon?

The swine already flew…

and no Porky’s movie too

Porky Pig was sadly turned away from the Looney Tunes conference and he filed a lawsuit for meat discrimination.

It’s just nor kosher.

The boys from Angel Beach will be so disappointed.

I got a porking ticket while parked in my vw bus there once.

Oh no! This will make me late for the meating!

It’s not a larding zone, either.

No surprise here! Kashgar is a muslim dominated region in western China.

@Droll not Troll: Or the mating.

That won’t do, pig, that won’t do.

That means you, fatso.

BUT!! What can I do with the red carpet then?

Where do I leave my herd of pigs?

China’ swines are lousy.

The sign was made even better by the fact that it was in front of the “Good Luck” Hotel, which doubled as a brothel.

No hamming it up, either!

No ham radio, either!

Chickening (out) is permitted, however.

My wife will want one of those signs.

No miss steaking either

In a pig’s ear!

Go to the back lot for that sort of thing

Considering China’s population, they don’t enforce this type of “moving violation” very strictly.

Hey.. Even your car needs to be halal here.

Beefing is fine