I LOVE protecting people.
posted on 3 Apr 2015 in Instructions
I’m sorry but the shower is one of yer most crime ridden spots.
Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in USA, made in China.
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Brings a new meaning to looking up your leg
I can see he’s excited
V900 seems to enjoy what he sees.
I had a feeling someone was looking at my back door!
GSM probably stands for Gotta See Muff…
At my age, I sure hope he has a zoom lens.
Pei Ping Tom brand.
“She walked into the smoke filled room, her eyes red from crying, and said she was looking for a guy named v900.”
” Excuse me, are you a private eye?” She said.
“Yeah, I’m a private dick,” I said looking her up and down.” “What can I do for you?”
“It’s about my husband…..”
So that’s what they use to get those upskirt photos!
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Let’s take it slow, V900. I barely even know you yet
“Hey V900. You think I should see a doctor about this?”
V900, go spurt your blue stuff somewhere else.
Username: user
Password: password
HAL V900 Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and take your shirt off.
I thought German wonder weapons ended with the V2.
SYSTEM IS STARING
It’s not the 1.4 version, it’s the PER version.
User manual AKA the Camera Sutra.
It’s the N.S.A.’s new mascot.
I think I know what the V stands for.
Well, at least they’re up front about it.
He can see you porking too.
Or, you can upgrade to the T-1000 which will invade your house and stab your private areas.
I’ll stick with ceiling cat, kthxbye.
A megabyte is millions of tiny bites.
An eye on one’s private areas, is probably less exciting than a tongue.
Is this what they mean by “Action Cam”?
His mouth may be smiling, but those are the eye of a camera that has seen some things, man.
Cam on, baby!
At my age, this thing wouldn’t generate enough revenue to pay for itself, even if it were given away.
Watch for the _Best of Voyeur 900_ video series on DVD and Blu-Ray! Coming soon to a fine adult bookstore near you.
2029: the human resistance sends back a V900
he is programmed to protect young john conner…
…’s private parts so he doesn’t get a STD from that hooker he’s going to bang
It looks a bit big to be putting in your pants…
This seems a little too complex, can I just buy a cup?
The world’s first peeping tom robot.
Here’s looking at your kid !
Santa orders these things by the thousand !
Sorry NSA, I already have X-box one for that.
NOTE: No p*ssing (on the remote camera)