Eat your information here

Eat your information here

posted on 14 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ted.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Waiter! There’s no internet connection!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

Stir-fried wikipedia is the saurce of all my food.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Better than a facebook crap

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

And I bet the translator is now stir-fired

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
9 years ago

[saurce needed]

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Looks more like stir-fried wikileeks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

How much information can you digest?

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

One of the few ways to make Wikipedia more enjoyable.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Julian Assange will be teaching you how to cook wiki leek soup today

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’m so hungry I could eat a Britannica.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

The Japanese eat minke whales and the Chinese eat Jimmy Wales.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

The pimientos are the important difference. Wikipedia is usually peppered with references.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

[Biteation needed] [Better saurce reccomended]

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

I don’t believe a word of it

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Your continued donations keep Wikipedia tasty!
…And our dishwasher working.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Real brain food.

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Al a bit spicy for me

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

30 minutes after this meal you’re hungry for more knowledge.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

They experimented with stir-fried Urban Dictionary but most of the customers thought it was disgusting.

timmy
timmy
9 years ago

My favorite–wikileeks.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

Pimientos? Eeeew!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Many consider this to be a good meal. [citation needed]

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Can I have that with a side of disambiguation?

Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

“This dish has some problems.”

M.U.
M.U.
9 years ago

This dish is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Open saurce encyclopedias are notoriously unreliable.

Besides, I prefer mine with Jalapenos.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

It is actually Wikifeet.

They are just like Chickens Feet – but different.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

If that is meal # 2007.

I can barely imagine guess what the other 2006 are. 🙄

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

WARNING: Germ detected. Please any key to continue.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Just don’t order the steamed TV Tropes, or you’ll be here all night.

Patti Curry
Patti Curry
9 years ago

FIRST-TRIED wikipedia but so many errors made me see read! Or maybe it was all those pimientos. I suggest watercress for cleaner copy.

Patti Curry
Patti Curry
9 years ago

Wikipedia/Red China carefully controlled with cleverly concealed content cops

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Citations cost extra.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

A balanced breakfast for a long wikiwalk!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

It’s delicious but an hour later you need more citations.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
9 years ago

What the lleH are “pimientos”??

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

(Stargazer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimiento !)

If everyone donated 3 yuan today, our meal would be done within the hour.

Airrider
Airrider
9 years ago

Not as funny as the grilled Uncyclopedia, but better for you.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

I know!!!

BRAIN FOOD

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@iLock Entschulding sie mir mein herr.

I did not see your posting until today.

A million appaloosas.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@Stargazer.

Pimientos de pardon.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Stir fried comic-books taste funny.

Kioku
Kioku
9 years ago

you need Wikipedia to understand what the rest of these ingredients are

Kioku
Kioku
9 years ago

The Chef has requested Critique on the dish titled Slow Cooked Deviantart.

Kioku
Kioku
9 years ago

Our restaurant got a good review on our Rotten Tomatoes stew

Mark
Mark
9 years ago

‘What the hell? My tongue is telling me David Beckham has a phD in astrophysics!’

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
9 years ago

Skip that. Just give me a glass of milk, past your eyes please.

trap270
trap270
9 years ago

This menu item may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia’s quality standards.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Mmmm…it’s infolicious!

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
9 years ago

That is very good brain food.

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