Careful with that shan there buddy.

Careful with that shan there buddy.

posted on 4 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

If hair blood calls, I’m not in…

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Warnick.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

No good for the grey

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

shan on the back must be turtle

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Bleed long and prosper.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

My Rich field is full of eels.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The potherb mustard made me want to try to cuddle fish.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

So many contradictions. Potherbs says you can eat cuttlefish, but Leveeticus says no.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The Siir-fried cuttlefish is only available at knight.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

“Rich Eel, Poor Eel” is a sequel to Robert Kiyosaki’s bestseller “Rich Dad, Poor Dad”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

When you have Brokeback Mountain (Shan), you’d better expect your rear living to explode.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

The hair blood might be prosperous, but this menu is preposterous.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

always a big fan of bean gu. Powerful stuff.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Mr Shan is a martyr eel of ISIS.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

“Rich field eels with egg” — Now that would put some edge on the Easter egg hunt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Would you like to order Siir?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Look Mommy, I’m living to explode!
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.*ka-blam*

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I just love Greek food.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I thought my lover was going to explode.

But it was all a shan. 🙁

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

After the pot herb, the Cuttlefish was like, gone, man.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

“The hair blood is prosperous”, so you think you can go around tricking people to eat fried lice? You sick, dude.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
10 years ago

Yes.It’s sure to be easier to carry the shan on the back. Just not on mine.

I also like flied lice. It’s the reason I’m living.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

Mr., can I substitute my over-fried cuttlefish with field eel? Oh, and is the potherb organic?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

The eels are so rich that they can afford to live in aquaformed habitats in fields.

Airrider
Airrider
10 years ago

Rich field eels require lots of fertilizer and watering, don’t they?

combat_rock
combat_rock
10 years ago

After exploding the shan, the sparerib sure was steamed! But what can I say, it’s is my life.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Hair blood wishing you a phosphorous new year!

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

Too rich for my taste. Especially the field eels and hair blood.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If you think I’m living to explode, well shan yu!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Field eels? We call them snakes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Sawteed — I like that spelling better than the original.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

See the cuttlefish do the Sawteed slied. It’s a great dance act.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Shan on you, shame on me

tankero
tankero
10 years ago

I cannot wait ’til lunchtime.

Qwert
Qwert
10 years ago

You should have seen it when the fit hit the shan.

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Are these dishes, or Kung Fu moves?

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@BIff: The Adventures of Potherb Mustard, kung-fu drug enforcement agent.

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