It’s all in the garnishing

you need balls to eat that

I’m a “mite” worried about those.

@Mark: Looks like they provide those on the side tray 😉

They’re crust-Asians.

Served with wild goose

Always nice dressed up

I just love transgender crustaceans.

This is what you get when you breed
Lady Gaga with the Pillsbury dough boy.

Warning: Contains nuts.

Served with your choice of side, She-Crab soup or Fruit Cocktail!!

Mess with the Lady Boys and you might get more than crabs.

“Maybe they’re hermaphrodite!” 😀

It was doomed to grow up into a girlie man before Hans and Franz changed its life.

“That crab looks female; do you think it could be a ladyboy?”
“I don’t know, wait here and Alaska.”

available for home delivery

Alas! The Crap.

Q: What’s the biggest crime committed by lady boys?

A: Male fraud.

This is what the androgynous Pat from Saturday Night Live eats.

This promotion is full of crab.

– Mommy! Is that lady boy a gentle man like Daddy?

Served with quiche.

Fortunately it’s not the gentleman girl crap

Waiter! I hit my crab with a knife and it went DONG!

That’s not how I got my crabs. Honestly.

The taste is a bit of a drag…

Indonesians are so goddamn good at sexing crabs that they can TASTE their exact inclinations.

Another epic fale …

Lady Boy Johnson’s favorite.

They’re really embracing the whole sex tourism thing there, aren’t they?

Oh, I’m a lumbercrab, and I’m okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day…

Just another in our line of fine drag food entertainment

Ronnie Reagan reckoned his daughter took after him.

I guess it is better to have a Ronnie girl, than a nancy boy.

Al aska some other crab about what they think of ladyboys.

How did the kathoey crabs make it from Bangkok to Jakarta?

The krabs exported from Thailand, the spice in the other hand is from Japan.

All you can eat, I imagine.