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It’s all in the garnishing

posted on 14 Mar 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Jason Indradjaja.
Found in Jakarta, Indonesia. 

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Mark
Mark
11 years ago

you need balls to eat that

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I’m a “mite” worried about those.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Mark: Looks like they provide those on the side tray 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

They’re crust-Asians.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Served with wild goose

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Always nice dressed up

timmy
timmy
11 years ago

I just love transgender crustaceans.

timmy
timmy
11 years ago

This is what you get when you breed
Lady Gaga with the Pillsbury dough boy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Warning: Contains nuts.

pasdrole
pasdrole
11 years ago

Served with your choice of side, She-Crab soup or Fruit Cocktail!!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Mess with the Lady Boys and you might get more than crabs.

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
11 years ago

“Maybe they’re hermaphrodite!” 😀

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

It was doomed to grow up into a girlie man before Hans and Franz changed its life.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

“That crab looks female; do you think it could be a ladyboy?”
“I don’t know, wait here and Alaska.”

alek
alek
11 years ago

available for home delivery

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Alas! The Crap.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Q: What’s the biggest crime committed by lady boys?

A: Male fraud.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
11 years ago

This is what the androgynous Pat from Saturday Night Live eats.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

This promotion is full of crab.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Mommy! Is that lady boy a gentle man like Daddy?

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Served with quiche.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
11 years ago

Fortunately it’s not the gentleman girl crap

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Waiter! I hit my crab with a knife and it went DONG!

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

That’s not how I got my crabs. Honestly.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

The taste is a bit of a drag…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Indonesians are so goddamn good at sexing crabs that they can TASTE their exact inclinations.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Another epic fale …

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Lady Boy Johnson’s favorite.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

They’re really embracing the whole sex tourism thing there, aren’t they?

tankero
tankero
11 years ago

Oh, I’m a lumbercrab, and I’m okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day…

Sirpaulfan
Sirpaulfan
11 years ago

Just another in our line of fine drag food entertainment

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Ronnie Reagan reckoned his daughter took after him.

I guess it is better to have a Ronnie girl, than a nancy boy.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Al aska some other crab about what they think of ladyboys.

olog-hai
olog-hai
10 years ago

How did the kathoey crabs make it from Bangkok to Jakarta?

xxx360xxx
xxx360xxx
10 years ago

The krabs exported from Thailand, the spice in the other hand is from Japan.

Sean
Sean
10 years ago

All you can eat, I imagine.

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