Don’t do it!

… You might fall in.

Is this a sign for kids who are starting to potty train?

Do not go swimming in the big toilet or you may end up being flushed, or feeling flushed.

I never really know how big it’s going to be.

… Use sidewalk instead

And they say size doesn’t matter.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Do not eat Big Toilet Beans.

I think they forgot a verb

good thing I lap swim!

It must be The Flushinator from that Captain Underpants book!

We don’t pee in your pool, please don’t swim in our toilet.

You can do #1 or #2, but don’t do a #3!

You’ll get a royal flush!

We apologise for the convenience.

Ok, but I really feel sorry for the person who has to clean the sink!

Can I small urinal?

If you do, urinal kinds of trouble!

… or your ass is grass gross!

The cleaner gets most Hanoi-ed.

I like the little potty

Even toilets can be classists.

Can I small it?

OK, I’ll just door.

Nobody can tell me where I should BIG TOILET or not.

Too beaucoup?

Or the bowel may overflow.

And no smalling shower, either!

Sorry, but if you’re going to let us westerners into your country, you’ll just have to put up with us bigging your toilets.

Then you’re going to have to put a little more cheese into your menu.

We’re just the big swinging e-coli of Wall Street.

Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.

You must only tiny toylit

WEEE-EEELL
::explosions::
WELL IT’S A BIG TOILET
IT’S A BIG BAD TOILET TONIGHT Y’ALL