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Yes, we use free range urban homesteader bok choi
Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant.
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Mmmm … It explodes!
I’ll live somewhere else then
Or bok choy with bamboo
Spicy enough to set your arson fire!
It has to be all vegetable because it’s….
.
….. fruitless. 😎
Does it also burn the translator? That wouldn’t be in vain.
My heart beets for Engrish!
Oh, the humanity!
The suburb vegetable has an ample supply of antacids.
The fortune cookie has the number of a good therapist.
Exploding with angst with every meaningless bite.
Burning the heart doesn’t work – you have to kill the head!!
Thank God! They burned Richard The Lion Heart successfully.
“You probably think this dish is about you.”
Worst Valentines dinner ever.
Use the vain vegetable heart to burn down the entire ‘hood.
Waiter; How did you find the steak sir.
Diner: It was hiding under a bean.
Yes
I imagine stuffing bamboo shoots up the eye of your d—, might smart a little.
‘Cause everybody knows if you’re trying to kill suburban vampire veggies you have to pound a steak through their artichoke hearts.
The ass is shredded, the heart is burned … but hey, it’s done with vegetables!
looks like skynet’s running out of ideas for new prototype terminators to send back through time
But then it needs antidepressants.
Yore cheatin’ vegetable heart
Will tell on you
The suburb artichokes expired, you see. Sorry for the incontinence.
Fruit heart is barked at here!
comes with bomboo
@timmy. No!
St Valentine had a worse one….It was his last.
@BFC
Richard The Lionheart beheaded 2500 Muslim prisoners. I.S. has a little way to go yet, to catch up. 😈
I sorry vegetable heart.
Word by word translation . . . white scalding countryside vegetable heart
Can’t you just sauté it in some vain?
Isn’t that a Beck song?
The 1972 Chinese bootleg album “Vain Burnt Suburban Vegetable Heart Blues” is a must-have for all Bob Dylan fans.
@Sean @Bill Posters Actually, I believe it’s a bootleg version of Arcade Fire’s 2010 hit album “The Suburbs”. Just rearrange the statement a bit (maybe to “the suburb burns the kids’ hearts in vain”) and it could totally be a lyric off “The Suburbs”.