Horse crabs get around…

Horse crabs get around…

posted on 25 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Chris Thompson.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand.  

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

The horse crab and grapefruits denies…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The sea totals up to steam? In your face, climate change deniers!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

A horse crap! A horse crap! A sea totals for a horse crap!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This must be the poorest area in Bankok. Apparently the horseshoe crabs have no shoes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Sorry, Sir. The Chef is not continental.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Horse crabs are so common

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Horse crabs grow salt chilis

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

if you order the whore dust, make sure you use a condiment.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Once a whore, always a horse

Filboid
Filboid
7 years ago

Probably meant whoreshoe crab…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

The horse crab that cooks free black chili costs 250, so it is not free

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

The horse crab cooks salt chili on the sea which is why it totals up to steam

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Oh yes, I know about whore dust.
My wife dressed up as Tinker Bell for Halloween..

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

If the sea totals up to steam, then the horse crab steams in hot water

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, why are these horses walking sideways?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Whore dust is what happens when Pixie dust reaches it’s ‘Sell By’ date.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Horse Crab on a bus.
The Horse Crab watches television.
The Horse Crab goes to Washington.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Fifty Shades of Horse Crab.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Meanwhile, the House Crab is secretly cooking Angel Dust in his own lab.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

All this whore dust is making my throat a bit hoarse.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Neeighh! … Scuttle, scuttle, scuttle… Neighh, scuttle, scuttle, scuttle…

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@DnT and Huu Yuu:
But the sea also totals up to burn (or bum!?) as well,
so what does this all mean now?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Glitter is a dead giveaway.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@iLock: Sounds like BP had another major oil leak at a drilling platform…. those bums!

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

A nice gesture from that horse crab; Black Chili has been in prison for too long!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– And a crab, please.
– A horse crab, a shrimp crab or the chicken of snails, Sir?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I was horse. Now I can crab.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

The horse crab secretly makes Spongebob do all the work.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I was sawing up some wood at the brothel, and I got a whole heap of whoredust.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

What else can your portunus trituberculatus do?

The sea totals up to burn / to steam:

Hm, fire and smoke. Normally water (the sea) is used to extinguish the two, not to cause them!

Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Dehydrated whore. Just add water.

Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Dehydrated water. Just add water.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago
Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

@Biff: Whore mix. Just cook dust with water.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Steam + Whore + Chili. Horse Crab is all for the hotness.

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
7 years ago

WHY do they insist on even TRYING?
Ay, caramba!!! (Or, ay carcraba…)

Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Hi-yo Pinchy! Away!

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Whore…? Just which meaning of “crab” are you using?

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

In the latest Adult Disney movie “The Grown-Up Mermaid”, Ariel cheats on the prince with Sebastian.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If a fishmonger sells fish;

Does a whoremonger sell whores?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Actually! If you are this intimate with your – err- horse, I doubt if either of you are really satisfied.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Why so many down votes for jjhitt’s “Fifty Shades of Horse Crab” caption?
Oh well, at least a couple of us think it’s a good caption.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 9:21 am: If you had wood at a brothel, why would you be sawing it? 😯

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Wot! No horse crap?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

That whore was so fast, she left me in her dust.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

I was cleaning up the cobwebs and whore dust in my basement when this horse crab sidled in and said, “You’re not going to throw that out, are you?”

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Black beauty has been scratching herself like crazy for a week.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Black Beauty.

Casey83
Casey83
7 years ago

The horse is crap, and the sea is totalled up.

Nick G
Nick G
7 years ago

Whore Dust = Cocaine

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