Horse crabs get around…

The horse crab and grapefruits denies…

The sea totals up to steam? In your face, climate change deniers!

A horse crap! A horse crap! A sea totals for a horse crap!

This must be the poorest area in Bankok. Apparently the horseshoe crabs have no shoes.

– Sorry, Sir. The Chef is not continental.

Horse crabs are so common

Horse crabs grow salt chilis

if you order the whore dust, make sure you use a condiment.

Once a whore, always a horse

Probably meant whoreshoe crab…

The horse crab that cooks free black chili costs 250, so it is not free

The horse crab cooks salt chili on the sea which is why it totals up to steam

Oh yes, I know about whore dust.
My wife dressed up as Tinker Bell for Halloween..

If the sea totals up to steam, then the horse crab steams in hot water

– Mommy, why are these horses walking sideways?

Whore dust is what happens when Pixie dust reaches it’s ‘Sell By’ date.

The Horse Crab on a bus.
The Horse Crab watches television.
The Horse Crab goes to Washington.

Fifty Shades of Horse Crab.

Meanwhile, the House Crab is secretly cooking Angel Dust in his own lab.

All this whore dust is making my throat a bit hoarse.

Neeighh! … Scuttle, scuttle, scuttle… Neighh, scuttle, scuttle, scuttle…

@DnT and Huu Yuu:
But the sea also totals up to burn (or bum!?) as well,
so what does this all mean now?

Glitter is a dead giveaway.

@iLock: Sounds like BP had another major oil leak at a drilling platform…. those bums!

A nice gesture from that horse crab; Black Chili has been in prison for too long!

– And a crab, please.
– A horse crab, a shrimp crab or the chicken of snails, Sir?

I was horse. Now I can crab.

The horse crab secretly makes Spongebob do all the work.

I was sawing up some wood at the brothel, and I got a whole heap of whoredust.

What else can your portunus trituberculatus do?

The sea totals up to burn / to steam:

Hm, fire and smoke. Normally water (the sea) is used to extinguish the two, not to cause them!

Dehydrated whore. Just add water.

Dehydrated water. Just add water.

Have we seen this whore before?

https://engrish.com/2012/11/comes-with-whore-wheat-bread/

@Biff: Whore mix. Just cook dust with water.

Steam + Whore + Chili. Horse Crab is all for the hotness.

WHY do they insist on even TRYING?
Ay, caramba!!! (Or, ay carcraba…)

Hi-yo Pinchy! Away!

Whore…? Just which meaning of “crab” are you using?

In the latest Adult Disney movie “The Grown-Up Mermaid”, Ariel cheats on the prince with Sebastian.

If a fishmonger sells fish;

Does a whoremonger sell whores?

Actually! If you are this intimate with your – err- horse, I doubt if either of you are really satisfied.

Why so many down votes for jjhitt’s “Fifty Shades of Horse Crab” caption?
Oh well, at least a couple of us think it’s a good caption.

@Marum | 9:21 am: If you had wood at a brothel, why would you be sawing it? 😯

Wot! No horse crap?

That whore was so fast, she left me in her dust.

I was cleaning up the cobwebs and whore dust in my basement when this horse crab sidled in and said, “You’re not going to throw that out, are you?”

Black beauty has been scratching herself like crazy for a week.

Black Beauty.

The horse is crap, and the sea is totalled up.

Whore Dust = Cocaine