Hand picked

Lorem Rectum …

Just hope that yours has been selected.

Could I get a side order of bogroll with that, please? Err, I mean eggroll.

Apparently hog rectums are exported to the Far East:

“Bung, his friend replied. It’s hog rectum. Rectum that would be sliced into rings, deep fried, and boom.”

http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/transcript

@Ben Thanks mate. We are two countries separated by a common language. 🙂

@seventy 2rd

Non gradus anus rodentus.

@ sevent 2rd.
I like the one ; The rectum is not above the grammarians.

(Neither was Caesar) ie. Caesar non supra gramaticos.

Or are you implying that the two are interchangeable. 😈

Rectum ex machine = A—holes appearing by totally unexpected methods.

Edit: ex machina.

When you want only the finest piece of ass.

Well at least it’s selected.

Served with dingleberry chutney, perhaps?

Be honest, you’re really not that selective.